We need a doctor here!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Where did you go to medical school?
DDoctor
University of Nebraska.
Uh-oh.
You know the soft kitty song?
NNurse
No.
I'll teach it to you. Get a note pad.
Do you have any idea where I could obtain radioactive material?
You're fighting me, unless, you wanna shake hands and laugh about this over a glass of milk.
I'm here every day, and it's like you don't know me at all.
You're wrong and I can prove it.
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ASAdult Sheldon
I'd like to tell you a story about a time I was right. Yeah, now I'm sure you're thinking. But, Sheldon, you're never wrong. And you'd be right. But it's worth taking a closer look at this particular incident because it began with a loaf of bread and ended with me and my family almost being kicked out of the United States of America.
You love this country!
I love this country!
I'm pregnant.
You gotta be kidding me.
I need to become a Jewish person.
Are these hot dogs kosher?
What are you doing here?
I got called to the principal's office.
So did I! What, you do something wrong?
Not that I'm aware of. Did you?
I hope not.
Maybe it's good news.
Sheldon, you ever been called the principal's office for good news.
Never.
Oh.
My man.
When was the last time you washed your hands?
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