JJamie
[turns to him, infuriated] You think l'm stupid?! You think l don't know what love is?! HYAH!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[strokes him] You know, dude, all you had to do is keep your mouth shut and say nothing.
Oh no, we’re gonna cra-
VVoice
Crashing thought prices this week at Joyful Burger!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
It always looks like a normal day. Mommy's at work. Daddy's asleep on the sofa. The birds are singing, and the sun shines on Elmore... (deep voice) It's in these completely normal moments in which horror chooses to strike.
Shhh! Here he comes!
He didn't see it.
Draw his attention to it! Make a wallet sound!
[shrugs and takes a breath, then speaks in a weird voice] WALLET.
You do it then, if you're so... [Darwin grinds his teeth, which makes a perfect wallet sound] Actually that was pretty good.
Today's so very important,
It doesn't come very often!
No reason you thought we'd forgotten,
Today is all about you!
It's such an important day!
It's such an important daaaaay...
(In the tune of "Happy Birthday to You")
Happy today to you!
Happy today to you!
Happy today, dear Nicole...
Unless it's kinda sad, tooooooo...
(In the tune of "Funeral March")
This day for you
Is important for us, too.
A sad and serious day
Unless you want to say hooraaaaaay....
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