Ferb, are you expecting someone?
[opens the front door, revealing the Marvel Avengers standing at the doorway] Not them.
[Later in the kitchen…]
Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' superpowers?
Yes. Yes, we would be, Spider-Man, if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did.
IMIron Man
You can't see it, but I have a rather severe look of disappointment on my face.
[puts a juice box in his mouth] This'll turn that tin frown upside-down.
TThor
Juice-in-a-box? We have nothing like this in Asgard.
HHulk
[grunting while having trouble putting the straw in the juice box] Straw cannot penetrate!
Hey, hey, hey! Calm blue ocean. Let me take care of that for ya, buddy.
IMIron Man
Thanks, Isabella. Well, the power-siphoning ray originated from the Tri-State Area. And I was thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station.
Are you sure it was our space station?
HHulk
It was shaped like your head.
Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray.
IMIron Man
I was afraid of that. Well, the first thing we gotta do is get our powers back.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna d-
[coming downstairs] Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So I'll be over at Stacy's all... d-d-d-day?!
TThor
Greetings, fair young maiden!
It's super...heroes...in...duh...our...kitchen!
Candace is gonna lie down for a while. [leads Candace out of the kitchen and back to her bedroom] That's it. Just breathe. They're only superheroes.
Looks like you guys have a fan.
IMIron Man
Oh, boy. [tips over]
TThor
And it's probably good she didn't see that.
Ladies and gentlemen...and Hulk, allow me to unveil our Secret Hideout for Emergency Defects. Or S.H.E.D. for short.
IMIron Man
I think we're gonna need something a little...bigger.
Oh, the rustic exterior's a facade. Wait till you see the inside!
[The inside of S.H.E.D. is revealed to be much larger]
IMIron Man
Oh, man! You guys are good!
Just a little British sci-fi technology.
Wow. There's something you don't see every… [notices Phineas' outraged expression; confused] What?
[scolds his sister Candace] Really, Candace? Do you have any idea what you just did?!
I was just trying to help.
Well, your "help" this morning messed us up so badly, we came this close to being wiped out at the mall! I thought you would've learned your lesson!
But, no! You show up again to help, and now Baljeet has been hulkified and is rampaging who knows where! And we're back to square one with restoring the heroes' powers!
This is just too important, and we can't afford any more setbacks! I'm revoking your S.H.E.D. card. [takes off her lanyard and rips up her card] You have to go, NOW!
[Candace walks sadly away]
I've always told her, don't ever make Phineas angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Monty, is that you?! With the daughter of my sworn enemy?! It can't be! [Walks up to the Pimpernel next to Vanessa] Alright, Monty, you've got a lot of explaining to—
Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power Guy.
I, uh, better check the...uh...thing. Yes. [leaves]
Thanks, Stacy! I owe you!
No thanks are necessary for that darned elusive Pimpernel.
This is a big night for me, my boyfriend's coming. Oh, here he is right now. [Jeremy, dressed as a Scarlet Pimpernel enters]
Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my neck covered.
Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry, I thought you were my—
CCandace
Jeremy, it's me, Candace!
Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my—
CCandace
Yeah, heard you the first time.
HGHipster Guy
Can I get a free-range organic grilled cheese slider?
MMr. Macbre
This isn't a food truck, you baboon. It's a Macabre Book Mobile.
HGHipster Guy
Yeah, I'm totally giving you a bad review.
MMr. Macabre
May the ancient moths of Sumeria feast upon your skinny jeans! [his phone buzzes] One star? Man, that burns.
CCandace
So what does your father do here?
Oh, he's part of a team that makes and manages recognizant satellites. They actually had a couple of rovers on Mars earlier this summer. But they suddenly stopped working. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
CCandace
[nervously] Uh, how would I...heh heh...what do you mean? Heh heh.
All right...Your Highness.
CCandace
[gasp] Who told?
[Doofenshmirtz is hiding in the balcony while Norm is stuck on a wall thanks to a giant bat inside Doofenshmirtz's laboratory]
Vanessa? Oh no. [crawls inside back to the lab] Vanessa! GET OUTTA THERE! There's a huge bat on the loose!
Really? [sees the giant bat shrieking at her] WHOA! Cool! It looks like your cousin Narthelliot.
No sudden movements or loud noises, Vanessa.
Dad, relax. It's just a bat. They just eat bugs.
Now c'mon. [gets Doofenshmirtz to stand up] Just stand up. It's okay. It's time to face your fear.
[sighs] Well, okay. [the giant bat grabs him with its mouth]
[shocked by this and angrily pounds the bat's underbelly] Oh NO, NO, NO! Bad bat! SPIT HIM OUT!
RRodrigo
Hmm. Let's see, the bats to secret. [Vanessa crying] Oh, don't cry. They're like you.
Isabella, you've been awfully quiet all day.
[Isabella stares at her watch for a few seconds, then...]
I have just earned my "24 Hours of Silence" patch! I can see why you don't talk much, Ferb. I actually quite enjoyed it. I ended up having an inner dialogue with myself all day.
[Zoom into Ferb's mind, where it is revealed to be populated by himself and giant versions of his head]
FHFerb head #1
Yes, the universe is constantly expanding.
FHFerb head #2
But what is it expanding into?
FHFerb head #3
Okay, now my mind is blown.
[The O.W.C.A. animal agents are having their graduation ceremony on one side of the Knights of Danville Hall ballroom as well as the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. evil scientists are having their disservice awards in the other, and are all sharing the same space with the divider in the middle]
[closes the divider after seeing Doofenshmirtz] Huh. What are the odds?
[opens the divider] Wait, you're the Capulet Bar Mitzvah?
You're the Hatfield Wedding? [the animal agents and evil scientist all make angry looks at each other, preparing to brawl] Alright, everyone, take it easy. Just calm down. No reason to get upset. We've got a massive security deposit on this place. So, everybody just...
PParrot
[squawks] Polly wants a street-fight!
[They all charge at each other and break out in a western-style brawl]
MMan
[enters the ballroom and the fighting screeches to a stop as everybody looks at him] Hup. Sorry to interrupt. I'll come back when you're done. [leaves and the brawl resumes]
We are so gonna lose our deposit.
[entering Candace's room with a box of her old stuff from the attic] Here's your stuff from the attic, Candace. I don't know why you couldn't find it.
I don't know, Mom. It must've been behind something.
Candace, you didn't go up there at all, did you?
Oh, Mom, I just couldn't go up there. It's all gross and webby.
Candace Flynn, don't tell me you're still afraid of spiders.
[Candace enters the attic to get a spare electromagnetic coupling fuse from Ferb's box, but is having a hard time struggling to overcome her arachnophobia]
There's Ferb's box way over there. Oh, who am I kidding? I can't go way over there!
[Phineas' hologram appears]
[screams] Phineas, how did you get up here?
I'm using the Ferb-o-graphic technology. [cut to him using it at Mount Danville] What's taking so long? Did you find the box?
[Cut back to Candace in the attic]
Well, it's right over there by all those spider webs. Be a pal and grab it for me, will ya?
What? No, I-I can't pick it up. I'm a hologram. You have to do it.
Well, what's the matter, Candace?
It's my fear of spiders! I've been trying to overcome it all day.
Well, that is a valid fear. You should be cautious around some spid—
Phineas, you're not helping!
Come on, you've already done so many brave things. Remember when you helped us rescue Klimpaloon? And what about that time you got that really big bird to quit pecking our house? Or when you climbed up on the motor of our baguette boat after I gave you a similar pep talk?
Yeah! You know what? You're right. If I could do that, then I should be able to walk across the attic, right? It's being silly. Heck, I don't even remember what I was afraid of.
Spiders. [Candace screams and climbs back down] Candace, you forgot the box!
