Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[frantically runs out of her and Lucy's room to Lisa and Lily's room; off-screen] Lilster! Wanna hang?
[off-screen] Lynn, she's asleep!
[Lily starts crying after Lynn wakes her up]
[off-screen] Not for long!
Groan…
Yes! Still got a family, but no Rusty in sight. Finally, my future is exactly how I wanted!
[comforting Lynn] Lynn, your future is always evolving. You can't stress about it so much.
Yep. Totally hear you. But just to be safe… [dashes into the kitchen and carries the refrigerator with all of her strength] I'm gonna stay locked in my room until my future starts. [walks upstairs to her room] See you in 10 years!
[knocks on Lynn and Lucy's door, holding the salami and cheese while panting from running up and down the stairs; tiredly] LJ, can I please have the milk and butter? [Lynn hands him over the milk and butter] And could you put back the salami and cheese?
Thanks, Dad. Sorry about all those trips up and down the stairs.
Ah, it's okay. It's only my 85th or 86th time up here this morning. [heads downstairs] Whew. [realizes] Aw, no. I forgot the eggs.
[off-screen] I gotcha. Heads up!
[sighs] I want our LJ back.
I have an idea, but we're all gonna have to eat some meatballs.
[smelling something] Mmm. Do I smell beef? [opens her window and gasps] Hey, what's going on?
[carrying a bowl of meatballs] Hey, LJ! Just having a special night… meatball buffet and a neighborhood football game.
But that's like my dream night! The only thing better would be if you were having chocolate cake in a mud run!
Sorry your "boyfriend" from Switzerland hasn't arrived yet.
Henrik is not my boyfriend, Lola. We're still getting to know each other. And since he and his parents are touring the states, we thought it'd be fun to hang out. He should be here by now!
And… uploaded! [gasps] Mrs. Fox posted a picture of her newest decorations! [shaking her phone, violently] WHERE DID SHE GET ANIMATRONIC GINGERBREAD MEN?! [groans with her face turning red of rage] Okay, girls. Help Mommy tear all of this down and start over! I may not just lose to that woman again!
[catches Lori trying to hide under his bed as he enters his room] Lori?
[hesitantly] Surprise! Happy Cat-parent-iversary! [chuckles awkwardly]
But it hasn't been a month yet, unless we're celebrating by week. [notices something] Wait a minute. Bland cat salad, boring toys, itchy homemade PJ's? [gasps in outrage shock] You're not here for our early cat-parent-iversary. You're sneaking around my back, taking care of Pepurroni! How could you?!
[calling off-screen] Bobby, Lola called to say your $100 check bounced, so she's done doing your dirty gato work.
[also gasps in outrage shock] You were doing the same thing!
[also calling off-screen] Bobby paid her an hundy? Lori only paid me 80 lousy bucks.
[long gasp in complete shock] You had Carl helping you too?!
Oh, quit gasping. Pepurroni needed one responsible parent.
Yeah? Well, I had to make sure he wasn't bored to tears.
Bored?! I took him to cat yoga!
Yeah, not exactly a kitty's favorite past time.
Oh, yeah?! Then why was he purring his head off?!
Was he purring, or was he groaning?
It's so cool that your sister is letting you use her apartment to watch the game.
I didn't say that. I just said I was using her apartment.
So you're what, just sneaking in?
Normally I would totally respect Lori's privacy, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime pickleball game.
What the heck are you guys doing here?!
I heard what Lori said last night about the recessed lighting, and knew I had to record my totes important makeup tutorial here. But then, I heard someone coming!
And I heard Lori say how big the sink was and thought I could save some time and give all the pets a bath at once. [bathes Charles, Cliff, Walt, Geo and El Diablo at the same time] Then I heard someone coming!
Well, I'm here 'cause Lori said she had a zillion cable channels, and there's a super important game today.
I can't believe the three of us all had the same idea!
[falling from the ceiling and lands on the ground; weakly] Four of us. [gets up] I have the Little Miss Common Relax Pageant today, and I'm anything but! I heard Lori mention the incredible water pressure in her shower and thought it would help me relax. Then, I heard someone coming!
Okay. Now it all makes sense.
So what do we need do now?
Respect Lori's privacy and leave?
Oh, well, let's not be hasty. I mean, we all have a special reason to be here today, so we might as well stay. But just for today. And then we'll never disrespect Lori's privacy again.
Deal.
Agreed.
One and done.
[The next day… the four sisters are all in Lori's apartment again; Lynn and some five cats are watching the Ping-Pong World Series and Lana is washing three dogs in the sink until they start howling to Lola's singing while she's using Lori's shower]
Uh, hey, Lans, can you ask your dogs to be quiet?! Your cats and I are trying to watch the game!
Sorry! They're just responding to Lola's off-key shower singing.
[exits the shower; offended] I have the voice of an angel [resumes singing, until it's drowned out by the blown sound of Leni's hairdryer] Hmph. Besides, I'm only singing to drown out the sound of Leni's hairdryer!
[unplugs the hairdryer's cord from the outlet; sighs] This is clearly not going to work. There's only one thing to do.
Respect Lori's privacy and leave?
No. Make a schedule so we can all use the apartment by ourselves!
Of course!
Right!
Time for work, Lori? [realizes] I mean, I'm just guessing. [chuckles] I don't know your work schedule. Why would I? That would be weird. Okay, someone else talk now.
No work for me this week. The Burnt Bean had to close for "emergency bean-ovations", so I figured I'd just chill in my apartment this afternoon. [leaves]
No! I can't miss the puking… I mean, hot dog eating contest today!
You won't. I got you.
Hey, Mr. Grouse.
[angrily waving a handful of bills] What in tarnation is going on in here, Loud?! I just got the water bill, the electric bill, and the cable bill for this apartment, and they're higher than my blood pressure! And with your family next door, that's really high!
[looks over the bills; shocked] What?! How could they be so bad?! I'm literally never here! I don't know how this happened! I also… don't have the money to pay them.
[swipes the bills out of her hands] Fine. I'll pay them, but I gotta tell ya, I had no idea you were gonna be such an expensive tenant. [groans] You know what? I think it might be better if you find somewhere else to live.
[guilty] I totally understand, Mr. Grouse. I'll start looking for a new place right away. I'm really sorry.
[Leni, Lynn and the twins exit the bathroom, all disgraced when they heard everything and realized what they've done]
You don't have anything to be sorry for, Lori.
Yeah, this is our fault. We're responsible for the high bills.
We've been using your apartment when you weren't here.
[snapping furiously with her face in red of rage] (YOU) WHAT?!
We knew we were respecting your privacy, but we didn't realize we were ruining your life.
To show you how sorry we are, we'll find a way to earn enough money to pay your bills.
[Rita and the twins are checking out groceries at the Super Mart]
I don't remember needing walnuts… or sardines. Lola. Lana.
We might add a few items if we was born on our birthdays earlier.
[giving Rita a handful of raffle tickets] Congratulations, you've earned 749 promotional raffle tickets.
So that's what this was about. [glares annoyingly at the twins] I'll deal with you two later. [back to the cashier] Can I return the nuts?
Please don't make me do that.
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