MMillifishmirtz (Dr. Doofenshmirtz)
[laughs] Finally, my greatest nemesis vanquished. Now, Perrible the Dragonpus prepare to meet your dim... doom, I mean doom. Prepare to meet your.. Man, talk about blowing the moment.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
MMillifishmirtz (Dr. Doofenshmirtz)
I am not afraid of anything! Except, you know, HOES, whales, squid... I should really make a list... [Notices that everyone is looking at the sky] Wait, what are you looking at? [sees the genetically twisted Candadere]
CCandadere (Candace)
Phineas and Ferb-a-lot, you are so busted!
MMillifishmirtz (Dr. Doofenshmirtz)
Would you look at that, it's a, uniwhale scorpiopegasquidacorn WHORE. What are the odds? Actually, it's a bit more ridiculous than scary.
You fiend, you think we're just gonna give it to you?!
Yes, yes I do.
By the way, anyone else find weird that we're saved by an anthropomorphic platypus?
The world holds many mysteries, and what seems strange to one maybe common place to another. The fez was weird though, I mean we're not in Egypt.
Someone around here bound to knows something else.
Uh...
Exactly, we don't know if it really exist?
Hey, let my people go!
Oh, guards! Seize her!
Isabella! You dirty double-crosser!
Perry the Platypus, you totally 1-upped my entrance!
VVivian
[to Baljeet] That was very smooth of you to rescue us at the last moment.
That is just how I'm playing it, babe.
Rubber ducks?
Do not ask me! It is your subconscious!
She has a rich internal life.
Yeah, she's real messed up.
Buford?!
[In the real world]
He just showed up and jacked in!
[In Candace's mind]
You can't come in here!
It's a free country.
No it's not! It's my head!
Jeremy, it's beautiful! I really love it. Thank you. Wait a minute. Where's Buford? [In Candace's mind]
[to Id] I don't care what Freud said about your selfish need for satisfaction. You're alright with me. [Id growls]
So, we need you to investigate, Agent P. Monogram out. Carl, fade out! [Carl pushes a button on a remote which turns the room pitch black, and the only things visible are the eyes of Agent P, Carl and Major Monogram] You can go now, Agent P. [he does so] Okay, Carl. You can turn the lights back on. Carl? [man laughing manically] Stop it, Carl!
That wasn't me!
Smells like my grandma's house.
Have you met my grandma?
You know what I like about our friends? We say things like, "We're gonna douse you in ant hormones." And they're just like, "Okay, whatever". They're so gay.
I'm a genius! For real this time
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