Gene, why are you making noises?
They're jealousy noises! You got your legs waxed and I didn't!
You don't even have leg hairs.
Tell that to my heart!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
DDaryl
Look through the tube, see some boob! Show some green, see some peen!
What's the point of clinging to this, [gestures to himself] if I'm doomed to be that? [points at Bob]
Huh. I don't know.
Lin...
Why wait? Let's do it now! I want the whole Bob! Male-pattern baldness...
Hmm.
...stooped shoulders...
Stop.
...paunch...
Please.
...and the push broom on my lip.
This is incredibly insulting.
Think about how I feel! You really let myself go!
Our top story: Lenny DeStefano. Is there enough of him to go around, and how can we ration our passion? Jocelyn, who is Lenny asking to the Winter Prom?
No one knows, but he has been texting the entire drill team. And me.
And me also.
[Offscreen] Aw.
I've been tarred and Bobbed!
Why'd you do it, Zeke?
Well, the first time was an accident. But the second time was for fun. Then accident, fun, fun, another accident, three funs in a row, then after that, I was doing it for you, Tina.
My heart was murdered by the word "from." No one says "I from you!"
The Belchers' seat-belt song...
BKBob and the Kids
Buckle it up, Buckle it up, Buckle it up or you'll die!
(singing) Two people, together forever
Security in life
And someone to love ya!
Instead of being all alone
Such a lonely existence
I'd kill myself!
Tough song. She's talkin' about us, Mort.
Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Goin' on about love when you guys don't-
Have any love? In the slightest?
We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Probably Gene and Tina.
That's a good start.
Huh. Well that makes the things I was gonna cut irrelevant.
I made it rain shrimp! What did you ever do?
Mr. Frond assigns flour-sack babies to the boys in the class.
Let's have all the fathers come up and assume responsibility for their reckless behavior!
Bob fights a parking ticket...
Well, Your Honor, I couldn't see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly....meter-sized...
I'm gonna go bet my sisters that there isn't a talking toilet in the woods. That's what we call easy money!
TToilet
Loading artist Eddie Money.
(Eddie Money's "Baby Hold On" begins to play)
No, no, no! Cancel! Undo!
(The Belcher kids discover Thomas Edison's "Electrocuting an Elephant" film online.)
Ooh, an elephant! I'll bet she sneezes and it's adorable!
(In the video, Topsy is electrocuted and falls over dead.)
TGTina, Gene, Louise
Aaahhhhhh!
What was that!? Play it again, play it again!
(Louise replays the video.)
TGTina, Gene, Louise
Aaahhhhh!
It was electrocuted! To death! On purpose! In public! By Thomas Edison!
What is he, a super villain?
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