SNSheriff Nix
I passed Martin Byrde on the road coming in. So, what sort of business you have with him?
He owes us a debt.
SNSheriff Nix
How big?
Bigger than yours.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You know, by shooting him, you basically signed my death warrant.
Well, remind me, next time, I'll let him kill your family.
TEAgent Trevor Evans
Are you drunk?
Nope. I'm enlightened.
TEAgent Trevor Evans
Del Rio's got a clean sheet. That that's why they use him to travel back and forth. We can't touch him.
Jesus, what fucking box factory are you working in?
TEAgent Trevor Evans
The same one that'll take away your badge if you try to make a bust without cause.
You need to stop worrying about the law.
TEAgent Trevor Evans
That's a joke, right?
Right now, the only things that matter are leverage and perception.
Legend goes that when they flooded my people out to make way for this lake, they swallowed a church up whole. You can still hear the bell from under the water. Certain people believe it's a sign. A call to worship. Others think it's a sign that someone's gonna die. Today, it was both. Next time, it's up to you.
Look, I know you're just trying to take us somewhere safe, but that place doesn't exist. I mean, we should at least stay together.
[dancing and scheming] So where do we live?
Look who's getting ahead of himself.
How about Luxembourg?
That's the best you've got? Luxembourg?
How about Santorini?
No.
No? Some white sand beaches?
Mnh-mnh. Tourists. Steep inclines. Donkeys.
CWCharles Wilkes
Tell me. How does a casino equate to a more simple family life?
Oh. What we do for a living has absolutely no bearing on how we parent. And I refute anybody who says Christian values and capitalism can't coexist.
[calling out from the porch] You buckle up! Drive safe.
Things happen. You apologize and you move on.
She blew a man's head off.
For which she is contrite.
Am I supposed to believe that?
The woman brought you fresh honey.
Mm-hmm.
DDevereaux
If you was my daughter, I'd tar the living shit outta you.
And if I was your daughter, I'd slit my throat first.
How 'bout if I pop those tits and squeeze out the silicone
There was a French writer, long time ago - I can't remember his name. Well, I can't remember anybody's name. Anyway, he was old, for those days, and very sick, lungs and ticker all going, and he was stuck in bed. Now, this guy's a loner all his life. But he tells the lady taking care of him that he wants to see his friends, say goodbye. So she sends out word, and all his friends come to his little hovel, gather around his deathbed, telling stories. And you know what happens?
What happens?
He doesn't die.
[Wendy chuckles]
And then after a couple days, the friends, well, they leave. They have lives. And then he dies. Sad, but sweet. Because, when you think you're gonna die yesterday, today is sweet. So, hang in, Wendy. Lose your shit tomorrow. Today's no day to fall apart.
[trying to intimidate Ruth] You know, Sinatra used to say, "Live every day like it's your last. And one day, you'll be right."
Ill-humor in the morning brings about a darkened day.
I'd offer you coffee, but I just rinsed the pot.
Well, grow the fuck up, because it's game on. Do you understand?
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