Babe? Why are you in my kigurumi, and why are you wearing my foot cream on your face?!
Ugh. Uh… Kigurumi's are very in right now, and they say foot cream is good for your complexion, so, just trying to look my best for your dad.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Why am I getting a weird sense of deja vu right now? [Lori is surprised] Like I've been here before.
Wait! Maybe his memory isn't completely lost! I might know how to bring it back!
What?
I promise I'll explain all of this later. OK, here goes literally everything. Sorry, Arturo. [shoves him into another puddle]
You! You're that girl who pushed me a puddle yesterday! [grumbles as Lori gets him back up on his feet]
Babe, is that true? Why did you push my dad into a puddle…twice?!
"Babe?" Bobby, this puddle pusher is your girlfriend?
YES!!! Your memory is back! Though I don't love the nickname.
Have we gotten to later yet? 'Cause I really need to know what's going on.
Let's go inside, and I'll tell you everything over anchovy pizza.
I give up. At this point, it would take a miracle to…
Hi, Carlota!
[gasps] Leni!
[enters the mercado van] O-M-Gosh! I'm so sorry this is taking so long. I can't find that boutique you sent me to. GPS keeps directing me to a dumpster.
You have nothing to apologize for. There's no boutique. I sent you on a wild goose chase to get you out of the studio because I was jealous of your relationship with Mariella. [sighs sadly] I'm really sorry. I wouldn't blame you if you never spoke to me again.
O-M-Gosh.
Awkward.
[Carl coughs]
I messed things up so badly that we can't even do the show now. But don't worry, I'll tell Mariella it's all my fault. She'll definitely fire me, but… [sighs] I deserve it.
You know, there's still 20 minutes till the show. I think we can save it.
Wait, you still wanna work with me?
Of course. What you did wasn't very nice, but you're my friend, and I forgive you. So what do we need?
CCarl
For starters: food, beverages, music, clothes…
Not a problem.
CCarl
And models.
Also not a problem. I've got an idea. Go, Team CarLeni!
Hey, there, Vic, old buddy, old pal. Afraid we got some bad news for you.
LLisa
We just discovered that according to state regulations, Gila monsters are not allowed in hotel establishments. Animal Control is on the way as we speak.
VVic
[horrified] AH! Okay, okay, I'll give you your money back. I'll bump you up to red level. Just call off Animal Control!
All we want is the vacation we were promised.
VVic
Deal! Are you doing it? Are you calling? I can't see!
LLola
[grabs her twin by the overalls] There is a skunk on my Egyptian cotton sheets! I cannot imagine a bigger emergency!
LLana
That's just Ann. She caught a cold in the park, so I figured, why not let her bunk with us till she feels better?
SKUNK, Y'ALL!!! [the crowd runs around screaming in fear]
LLola
Stop! You're scaring Antoinette!
SStudents
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PHPrincipal Huggins
(coughs at the stinky smell): I’M CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL!
Lola (stops him): No! Please don’t call animal control. This is my fault. I’ll take the skunk back to where she belongs.
TTodd
You are just going to reanimate her anyway, aren't you?
LLisa
Todd, we need to have a scientific obligation to solve the universe's greatest mysteries. And if that leads to a museum wing being named after me, who am I to quibble?
TTodd
But how are we just going to do it?
LLisa
Dr. Alvarez shall and will just be out for her volleyball tournament tomorrow. It'll just become the perfectest time. We'll just feel early, before the museum starts to open. Looking forward to meeting you, prehistoric woman.
RRaj
[sitting on his own knees] No! Not the Prank War! It is the bane of my existence every year. No matter how hard we try we never like to come anywhere besides beating the Sand Trap team. [groans] They're just too good for it!
EEwan
The worst part is that the losing team has to clean the winners toilets for a month.
Well, save your own plungers, people, because Lori Loud tries to clean no one's own toilets. I literally come from the prankiest family ever. I can win this for us.
A little advice… Now that you know the pranking basics, remember, anything can be a prank. And I mean anything.
[entering her and Luna's own bedroom] Hey! It's the Moon Goats! My favorite [bleats] BAAA-nd!
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