Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(Closes the employee manual) That's everything. Look, you have your first customer.
(As Luan smiles) Hi! Nice to meat you. I hear there was a new employee at the Burpin' B so I hustled down here to ketchup!
(giggling) Lettuce ketchup indeed! I hope the new employee isn't BEEFING it! (giggles) Get it?
C'mon, brah. You're gonna order or what?
Hang on, we're on a roll! You gotta RELISH it!
(She giggles and her father laughs)
EEEEE!!! [Miguel snaps out of his trance] OMGosh! Time for the caboose of truth! [pushes him to the caboose] You have a crush on Gavin!
Shh! Fashion show voices. OK, yes, you're right, I do.
EEEEE!!! [The train starts moving] Why are you being so secretive? You're a great guy, Miguel. You should totes go for it.
Okay, just remember everything we talked about last night.
Ask if the sauce is fresh, compliment his shoes, mention the latest ep of "The Dream Boat."
Perfect! [pushes him to the Spaghetti on a Stick and he sees Gavin and gasps]
Welcome to Spaghetti on a Stick! How can I help you today?
[sweating nervously as Leni nudges him; awkwardly] Uh, nice boats. Are those shoes fresh? Boy, that episode of "The Dream Sauce," huh?
[pulling up in his car] Hey, Rusty!
Dad, what are you doing here? Did you forget I'm hanging with the Dawg Squad, today? [hugs his friends all together]
"Dawg Squad?"
Yeah, we never agreed to that name.
You okay, Rusty?
I just sold Mick Swagger's pants! This could run Duds for Dudes for life!
[Royal Woods Middle School; The judges award Stella for winning 1st place in the Science Fair for her Coaster Toaster invention and her friends and all the other students congratulates her while she smiles proudly of herself]
All right, Stella!
Way to go, Stella!
[impressed] Nice work, Stella! I want to enter you in the state science fair. The winner gets a trip to robotics camp and an annual pass to the science museum.
Really? That sounds incredible! Count me in.
[picks her up and hugs her] Whoo-hoo! [sets her down] I can't wait to cheer you on during your presentation! Each student gives a big speech to the board of middle school scientists and an auditorium full of people. Go, Stella! [walks off]
Wait. [worriedly] What?
See? That's why I have a huge fear of speaking in front of crowds. I can't get back up there. I don't have the confidence.
What is going on with her?
I don't know, but, she ain't right.
Zach, what was on that tape you gave her? Did you mess this up?
No way! I'm the master of hypnosis. But, uh, I'll go to Stella's house and check the tape, just to be sure. And keep an eye on her until I get back.
Dang it! The Rumble's tonight and there's no way I can sing like this! What am I gonna… [hiccups] do?!
[gasps] I know what will cure those. An anti-hiccup elixir! [Luna gasps in excitement] Yeah, if only someone would invent one.
[hiccups, then groans] Come on, sibs, one of you has to know how to get rid of my… [hiccups and falls off the table] Please. You gotta help me.
Aw, Luna, you know we're hicc-up for it. But first thing's first… [to the other siblings] Everybody hurry and eat while she's down!
[Daylight at the Royal Woods cemetery…]
I call this emergency meeting to order.
This better be important. We're so not morning people.
Knock-knock!
Salutations, sister. I'm sorry. I don't have time to make small talk.
Math with letters? Totes fun! What are you working on?
[sighs] Small talk, it is.
Rosa?
Ronnie Anne?
Lynn?
Lincoln?
[They run to each other and hug]
[in unison with Lynn Sr.] What a surprise!
[in unison with Rosa] I can't believe this!
This is incredible!
I know!
The Lynn-sagna!
[having enough; enraged] That's it. You just got yourself uninvited from Thanksgiving!
Yeah!
Well, thank you. Now, I won't have to choke on your dry-turkey. And you can forget about coming for Christmas.
Yeah!
Good! We don't like your soggy tamales anyway!
Yeah!
[gasps in horrified shock] This friendship is officially over!
Fine by me! Lincoln, say goodbye to Ronnie Anne. Forever!
You too, Ronnie Anne. [The two chefs’ kids are shocked by their parents’ behavior]
Wait, what? Lincoln: I don’t want that!
Me neither.
You guys, what are we doing? We’re ruining our friendship for some fancy kitchen?
Once we fix everything, we'll work on getting that new bike the right way.
[approaching her with Nacho; annoyed] Hey, I thought we were partners! I showed you how to fleece that clown-haired guy, cheat that scooter gal, and lie to those twinsies! And this is how you repay me?! [The Farrell twins, Scoots and Rodney all clear their throats and he turns around, seeing them all behind him and looking very cross for hearing what he'd done; chuckles nervously]
GET HIM!
[Flip's pants fall from his waist and he and Nacho make a run for it before the victims start chasing them as Lana looks on, smiling smugly in getting him back]
Thanks for picking me up, Lori. I'm so excited to trick-or-treat in Great Lakes City. I've never gotten city candy before.
Who cares about candy? Next to Valentine's Day, Halloween is the most romantic holiday of the year.
Ugh. Please tell me you and Bobby won't make this holiday lovey-dovey like you do all the others.
Trust me, even you will literally be impressed when you see our matching costumes. They're the same ones Mom and Dad wore on their first Halloween date.
Well, I just wanna trick-or-treat with Ronnie Anne.
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