“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Lynn Sr.

l have no idea why we're laughing! [All continue laughing; cut to the exterior of the Loud House] Seriously, why are we laughing?

Luna, what is going on?! Have you been performing as Mick all night?!

Luna

[Comes clean] Yeah. I tried to get him to play the dance, but l couldn't.

[Gets irritated] Great! Now l'm back to being Principal Puddles.

Luna

[Sighs] l told you guys that Mick and l had this amazing bond, and you all thought it was so cool. But the truth is, l couldn't get Mick to play, because we're not mates. He doesn't even know who l am.

[Offscreen] There's my breadstick girl! [Arrives with his band, Luna gasps] Hello, Luna, love. [The audience is excited of Mick Swagger's appearance] Whoa, we're twinsies. Smashing!

Luna

Mick! You showed up!

Of course. I read your greasy letter in the pizza box. Besides, it's not a complete trip to Royal Woods if l don't see Luna Loud. I'm sorry we're late. You didn't write down the address, so we've been to every high school in Tri - Country Area. I hope we can still play the dance.

You can, and you will. Selfie! [takes a selfie with the real Mick Swagger, and he gets startled]

What did l tell you? Best dance ever!

Luna

[dips Sam and goes to her Mick inpression] Thanks, love.

It's OK, Lily. Lizzie and I are here. Shh.

[annoyed] Not again.

What are you punks trying to pull?!

Mr. Grouse, what happened to you?

[with his face all green with envy] What happened is I ate your rutabagas! [holds up a rotten rutabaga and gags]

You call this milk? I call it sludge!

You're telling us! We tried on our new dresses made from your "wool" and got the itchies!

We had to cancel our double-date with Errol and Daryl!

Luan

[excitedly] Oh, Mr. Coconuts, I can't wait to tell Mrs. Bernardo I got the part!

She'll be over the moon, toots!

Luan

Awww!