“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Lori

[gets a little disappointed] No, no, no. That's totally fine. l can tag along. It'll be like l never left.

Hello. [Offers a handshake, not recognizing her older sister] l'm Lily. [Lori sighs]

For the two days he was on this earth, Stewart was a beloved goldfish. He will be missed.

Lori

[Enters and interrupts the funeral] How many funerals have you done this year, Luce? By the way, love the new veil. [The Fox Quintuplets shush her] We'll catch up later. My deepest symapthies. [Leaves]

Please, do the honor of the final flush. [The white quint flushes the toilet. Everyone hangs their heads, but the toilet overflows in water] Oh, no. Not again. Somebody quick, hand me the plunger.

[sighs] Thanks, Edna. Your magic fingers never disappoint. Second grade is so stressful.

Lori

[Appears under Lola's table] What's so stressful about it? Tell me everything.

Ma'am, no talking in the zen den.

Lori

[Scoots out from under Lola] l'm just trying to spend time with my sister. [Goes back to talking to Lola] Anyway, so what were you saying? [Edna sets off the wind chimes] You know, for a masseuse, she's pretty uptight. [Suddenly, a big security lady grabs Lori and angrily snorts at her. She escorts Lori out. She shakes her fist] You know, this doesn't feel very zen!

Lori

[Sighs] So far this weekend has been a total bust. I'm back home, but l feel more distant than ever.

Well, you know what Coach Niblick says: "When you're in the rough, adjust your swing."

Lori

Look, l'm thrilled you're getting your money's worth out of that Niblick quote a day calendar, but can you tell me what you mean?

[Sighs] Why don't you see if your siblings are free tomorrow? Then you cam all hang out together.

Lori

Yes! Great idea! [takes off]

The signage for Fondue Falls clearly states no more than three passengers per cheese log.