Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa!
Now, now, children, settle down! I know! I know.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa!
Now, now, children, settle down! I know! I know.
Get on with it, you blasted, bag of bloated...
Dad, we can't hear! He's on.
Oop. Sorry.
[asking Ashi to kill Jack] Daughter, will you do your father a favor and destroy the Samurai?
No, Ashi. No.
[the possessed Ashi turns to Jack, then walk toward him and extends her demonic arm into a sharp point]
Yes... The simplest solution is usually the best one!
Ashi, you can't let it end this way! Fight, Ashi! Fight it!
Jackie boy!
[goes in for a hug, but phases through Jack]
Great, keep forgetting about that.
Y-You're...dead?
Aye...just a wee bit.
Then how...?
Celtic magic! Oi, laddie, ya gotta meet me Bonnie daughters! There's Flora, Maave, Fiona... [after Scotsman's Ghost starts naming some more of his daughters, Jack is stunned]
[surprised] So many.
Aye, me prides and joys! Now...go on. Take your pick! I'd be mighty proud.
I cannot.
What!? Ye suddenly too good for me girls!?
Oh, no, no! I've...already met someone.
[gasps happily] Who?
Her.
[Jack points to the still corrupted Ashi, who is subconsciously fighting off the Blind Archers and Scotsman's Daughters]
Meh... I don't think she's your type, lad.
[completely unimpressed] A giant stone samurai. Really?
[Aku gets punched multiple times in the face by the stone warrior]
Well, now...ya don't see that very often!
Ashi! Ashi!
[weak and strained] Jack?
Yes, I am here, but you must fight, Ashi! Fight!
I...I can't.
[firmly] Ashi, you must! Fight it!
Ashi! Ashi! Ashi! I LOVE YOU!
Is he dead?
No. And he never will be.
How dare you talk back to your father!
No! You're not my father!
Yes, I am!
No, you're not!
Ashi! You have Aku's powers!
[gasps and speaks in a happy tone] I do!
[surprised after Jack and Ashi are traveling back to the past] Oh, no.
[Jack unleashes a final strike onto Aku's head causing him to explode and flow into the sword, leaving with only Aku's blinking eyes]
[about to kill Aku forever] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... MOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEE!
[Jack then impales Aku with his sword into the ground, overflowing Aku's energy over into Aku's tower causing it to start to explode. Jack and Ashi make an escape as the tower is destroyed along with Aku forever.]
It... is done. [Ashi falls over in pain as she grunts] Ashi?
I'm okay. I felt him leave me.
He will never hurt anyone ever again.
[The two lovers passionately hug]
[Last lines of the series]
[sees Ashi suddenly feels weak and collapses] Ashi!
[Jack rushes to Ashi, then picks her weak body up.]
[weakened; sadly] Jack...
[sadly] What's wrong?
[weakened; sadly] Without Aku, I would have never... existed.
[Ashi fades away from existence in Jack's arms, leaving nothing but her wedding kimono]
[shocked; softly] No. [saddened and heartbroken] Ashi.
[Jack mourns in the forest but sees a ladybug, reminding him that the future will be bright now that Aku has been destroyed. He smiles at the peaceful landscape below. The classical Japanese music plays during the credits.]
Offred: A chair. A table. A lamp. There's a window with white curtains, and the glass is shatterproof. But it isn't running away they're afraid of. A Handmaid wouldn't get far. It's those other escapes. The ones you can open in yourself given a cutting edge. Or a twisted sheet and a chandelier. I try not to think about those escapes. It's harder on Ceremony days, but thinking can hurt your chances. My name is Offred. I had another name, but it's forbidden now. So many things are forbidden now.
Serena Joy Waterford: He is my husband until death do us part. Don't get any ideas. If I get trouble, believe me, I will give trouble back.
Nick Blaine: Going shopping?
Offred: [in voiceover] No, Nick, I'm gonna knock back a few at the Oyster House Bar. You wanna come along?
Offred: A bath is required before the Ceremony. I am to make myself clean. Washed and brushed like a prize pig. She comes to me so clearly in the bath. When do I come to her? Does she remember me? Please, God. Let her remember me.
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