“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[the Clenches are dangling from a high bridge after their bickering lost them Jack's bounty] Um, Zeke? Sugarplum? Maybe I was a might hasty.

Court says 150 feet, woman. 150 feet!

Aku

[shocked the mystical sword didn't kill Jack like how he intended] HOW?! HOW?!

Even I had forgotten that the sword was forged in purity and strength. It can only be used for good. In the hands of evil, it can never harm an innocent. And so, Aku, it cannot harm me but it can harm you.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Aku

[with Jack's sword, Aku starts to look around for him] Oh, Samurai? Where are you, Samurai? You can run, but you cannot hide, 'cause I can smell your BLOOD.

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

Aku

Samurai... Samurai... why won't you [shouting] DIIIIIEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!

Aku

[as a mouse, in a squeaking voice] I will get you yet, Samurai!

Uh, excuse me. Thank you for destroying the Minions of Set. But do you happen to know where there is a time portal? [deity flies away] Guess not.

It seems... so... familiar... this place...

Aku

Accursed Samurai. You have succeeded again in alluding my effort. But I am not worried for one day, you will fail! [laughs]

They call me Jack. The creatures of this mystical land have guided me here. Is this the passage through time that I have quested for?

Yep.

I humbly request your permission to use this great power. [the Guardian laughs then stops]

Nope.

Guardian, by what right do you deny me?

For countless eons, I have guarded this magical power of time travel. All have been denied, from the mightiest of giants to the tiniest of warriors. You see, samurai, only one man has been prophesied to defeat me. And that man is the only man who can use this time passage. And you, my man, ain't that man. [Jack takes a deep breath and sigh]

I have hoped that just once I would not have to battle for my goal because it is noble and just. But I see that this is impossible. I must use the power of this time passage, and so, I will defeat you.

Ain't gonna happen.

We shall see. [draws his sword]

Ahhh, you goin' all old school on me, huh? Well, I got me one o' those. [draws sword]

Head north, to the city of Kojima...

Clever how you people use this beast for travel.

We do not use him. It his generocity that allows us to cross this lake. Only he can cross it.

I meant no disrespect.

He has forever lived in this lake. Seen many things, all knowing and very wise.

Never before have I faced an opponent with such skill.

I told you, man, it ain't gonna happen. Now why don't you leave before you really get hurt.

Never! I must return to the past!

That was my favorite suit you just ruined!