“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Scotsman

But lovely lump, the druid said...

The druid? Who listens to a man wearing an elk skull on his head?

Scotsman

But he-

Shut it!

Scotsman

Yes, dear.

I've never been so humiliated in me blessed life! I have a gimbly old dullard for a husband and a scrawny tree for a sidekick! I'd be better off saving meself!

The moon is full. Destroy the men and throw the fat female in the pot.

Fat? Fat?! I'M NOT FAT! I'M STOUT!

Silence!

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!

Seems we must find an alternate way out.

Scotsman

Why?

The door is so very small and your wife is so very...

WHAT!?

Oop.

The Scotsman

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!! Don't squash him, muffin! He's a friend of mine!

They came from nowhere. They left as mysteriously as they came. To the east, they left to the east.

They appeared from nowhere. First came explosion. We tried to defend ourselves, but our attempts were futile. And then, there was fire. We didn't stand a chance. They were relentless. They destroyed the city, all of it. Then, they left as mysteriously as they came.

Samurai Jack

Madness. This senseless destruction must be stopped.

They-they-they left to-to-to the east.

Why? Why did you destroy all those villages?

To lure you to us. To draw you out.

What?

Yes, we have been hunting you. We have come to destroy you.

Your search is over. Come and get me.

Of course, on your own you are not strong enough to cut through their adamantium metal. But with my last scientific invention you can cut through them like butter.

All too easy.

High-five.

What?

High-five.

What?

High-five.

I do not understand.

Never mind.

Fool. Your sword does not match the power of Aku.

Wrong. This sword carries the history and strength of my people. Its power is immeasurable. Great ancestors, hear my plea.

What are you doing?

If I am worthy, grant me the strength to vanquish this evil abomination and send him back to...

Jack, snap out of it!

I honor all who trust me. My cause is worthy, great ancestors.

JAAACK!

Let my sword be your instrument of justice!

[Last words] Unbelievable.

High-five.

Emperor

Dry your tears, my son, for nothing worth having is easily attained. Sometimes you must fight for what is yours and for what you believe in. Remember, my son, it is not one's outward brawn, but rather one's inner strength that makes them mighty.