I can field strip a .45 in the dark, Finch. I think I can handle a bow tie.
Hate to interrupt this mildly erotic moment, gents, but the invitation advises us not to be late.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I can field strip a .45 in the dark, Finch. I think I can handle a bow tie.
Hate to interrupt this mildly erotic moment, gents, but the invitation advises us not to be late.
Finch, there's no sign of danger in here, not counting the shrimp puffs.
Would you really want someone to call 911 and get me?
Point taken.
Is that him?
I wanted to offer you the one thing that 911 operators never get: closure.
[to Special Counsel] Nathan Ingram outlived his usefulness and he was dealt with accordingly. You might consider him a cautionary tale.
[to Finch] You knew I was a shark when you hired me. Don't be surprised when I smell blood in the water.
See, America is dying and everybody knows it. It’s not just about privacy, it’s about principle. Our nation is assassinating people with drones, holding them without due process, and yes, spying on its own people without cause or limits and in direct violation of our Constitution.
You're right, about all of it. I did work for the government and I do want revenge. But if that work taught me anything it's that how you do matters as much as what you do, and by that metric you're all just terrorists. And I kill terrorists.
That's the problem with humans... they just sit around, hoping that someone will fix things. But no one will. No one cares. The universe is infinite and chaotic and cold. And there has never been a plan. At least not till now.
Well, if anyone would know about hubris, it would be the man who built God.
I never feel civilized negotiating from the end of the barrel. Either end. Shall we call this one a draw?
Either you are planning to bring Samaritan online, or you're the world's most ambitious gamer.
I’ve killed lots of people but my friends keep telling me it’s wrong.
We’re gonna steal a jet.
That does sound kinda fun.
Send me a postcard.
Dare I hope you packed something other than weaponry?
There’s some trip wire to booby trap the room door and a toothbrush.
Oral hygiene is something, I suppose.
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