I don't want to control the machine, Harold. I just want to set it free.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Amazing. We've managed to perfect the apple—a genetically modified version that never goes brown. And yet, we still haven't upgraded human beings. The human race has stalled out, Harold. And from what I've seen, most of it is rotten to the core.
But, you must see I'm on your side.
I'm not on any side.
You know what I mean. I am the best friend, the best support, the best partner you will ever have. And definitely the most fun.
Carter, you can keep the rental. Guys are lending me a truck.
Why is there a crossbow on the bed?
Long story, but we're friends now.
Harold, meet Bear. Unfortunately, my apartment has a strict policy regarding dogs.
[Bear presents a chewed up Isaac Asimov first edition novel]
I have a strict policy regarding rare first editions. Namely, don't eat them. [Examines the book] Asimov... he has expensive tastes. I think we would get along just fine.
You jacked my phone?
Little tip. Someone offers you a great deal on any sort of male-enhancement pill, don't click on it.
I see it's sleeping here now.
Bear's friendly. You'll like him.
Doesn't look like much of a conversationalist.
Oh, he's not. But if anyone ever messes with you, he'll eat 'em.
Finch, I think I found our threat, and they're not photographers.
How can you tell?
The gun was a pretty good hint.
You know, you don't write. you don't call. I mean, I'm a big guy, but I'm sensitive.
It's good to talk to you too, detective.
Why don't you wait in the car?
Why don't YOU wait in the car?
Give me three and a half minutes.
Oh, please. There are at least ten guys in there.
Okay, four minutes.
I got bored sitting in the car. And it took you longer than four minutes.
Well, this guy hit me over the head with a neon sign. Not very sportsmanlike. And none of them want to tell me where to find their pal Monty.
Yeah, that's why you should ask them before you knock them out, John.
GMGeorge Massey
He was a degenerate gambler, and it got him killed. You had better learn to accept that, Annie.
ADAnnie Delaney
I do. But I also remember that Sean was the sweetest guy in the world until the day he started working for you. So, degenerate or not, I'll always miss him. I wonder who's gonna miss you when you're gone, George.
Are you saying we should protect Annie but not Riley?
I'm just saying you might not want to put yourself and her at risk for a man like that. He's a killer, Mr. Reese.
So was I, Finch.
I think there's a fine distinction to be made.
Not as much as you think.
Detective Szymanski. It's good to see you back on active duty.
BSBill Szymanski
You know, I thought about dying but realized I couldn't afford it on a detective's salary.
RCRiley Cavanaugh
You've got a detective in your pocket?
More like on my back.
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