UKUlrich Kohl
For my country, I left my country and killed wherever they sent me. For that, I was called a monster. Even the blackest heart still beats.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I always thought I'd die in a place that didn't know my name.
You think anyone will care for our names?
After we're dead.
I thought we already were.
What happened here?
Lead poisoning. It's going around the neighborhood.
I just want to let you know, Joss, that you're not alone.
CCop
Some guy came into his body shop and shot up the place. The bangers inside got a taste of their own medicine said the guy had a submachine gun and...a grenade launcher. You believe that?
Was this guy wearing a suit?
CCop
No, motorcycle jacket why?
Maybe it's in the cleaners.
Where did you come from?
I breached the space/time continuum. Not really... but I did sense my privacy being invaded.
Time to come home John. Slate's been wiped clean.
You know that'll never happen.
Trask is armed, has a dangerous fixation on Lily, and just chased me up 3 floors. Safe to say he's our perpetrator!
I don't know Finch. You sure you don't want to check with your Machine?
Yes. That joke never gets old.
Poke him in the eyes? That's your technique?
No, that's YOUR technique. And if that doesn't work you can always take your thumb, jam it in his eye socket and twist until you hit his brain—
Please stop!
You gotta love a girl with good security habits.
ACAlicia Corwin
If Congress knew about this machine you're building, you would go to jail.
I don't suppose they'd let us be cell-mates.
Are you guys this sloppy when you're tracking Al Qaeda?
You're not tailing her to work.
[In a wheelchair] I'm getting pretty good at this thing...
Yes, I'm sure the CIA will be deeply impressed... when they shoot you!
I looked for a I'm-sorry-I-got-you-shot card, but they were all out.
AAndrea
So, what's this boss of yours like?
Very manipulative, secretive. We've had some personality conflicts.
AAndrea
I take it he has a lot of money.
He's one of those rich loner types, the kind you'd call strange if he didn't have so much cash. He's "eccentric."
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