Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
If Sandbar's turned his back on us, every other pony probably has, too.
Sandbar not turn his back! Sandbar is our friend!
Uh, did you miss the part where he said he didn't want anything to do with us?
Maybe he just said that so one of us could be free to snoop around and figure out what's going on.
[lock unlatches]
I don't know. That sounds too clever for a pony to come up with.
The reign of Princess Twilight is over!
Are we going to give the pony who already tried to wreck Twilight's school once another chance to do it?
Friendship is Magic, and Knowledge is Power. And no pony—not even Starswirl—is more knowledgeable or has more friends than Twilight Sparkle, the greatest spellcaster to have ever lived! Gee whiz... I wonder why?! If there's one thing I've learned here, it's that friendship is the most powerful thing there is on this world. And as headmare of the School of Friendship, no pony will have more friends than me! Making me the most powerful pony in Equestria!
Oh, wonderful. I suppose you've all come to gloat?
Actually, we've come to undo all these chains and free you!
But... But why?
Now that nasty pony met even nastier pony, maybe nasty pony not be so nasty.
Have you even thought about what losing magic would mean?
It means the six of you will be trapped here! Like me!
Seven!
[to Tirek] Exactly. It means you're trapped here. Forever. With us.
[beat]
Uhhhh... I hadn't thought of it like that.
[Pinkie being "Pinkie": i.e. doing her best to "cheer up" Tirek]
I can do this all eternity.
Fine! I'll help you leave! Just please stop!
Tirek is in!
[to Cutie Mark Crusaders] Do you three think you can fool me?! I know a diversion when I see it!
This is just like chapter twelve in "Ked Facca's Facts and Artifacts" from Twilight's class!
[beat]
What? I've been studying. Finals are coming up, you know?
Without magic, there's no way we'll get back to the school in time!
What does that mean?
It means... we've failed!
You've ruined everything! Now Twilight and her ridiculous friends can escape from Tartarus!
[The Mane 6 and Spike appear before her, angrily.]
I mean... Yay! All my friends are safe!
You can drop the act, Cozy Glow! Your pen pal Tirek told us all about how he helped you suck up all that magic!
But I still don't understand why?
[growls] Why?! Because friendship is power! You might be the Princess of Friendship, but as headmare of this school, I can collect even more friends than you!
[The students are confused.]
You're the one who doesn't get it, Cozy. Friendship is powerful, but power isn't why you make friends. I'm sorry couldn't teach you that.
Well, you taught us.
You can't let one bad apple make you think you failed.
And we never could've stopped her if we hadn't learned what you taught us about friendship.
Honesty? Loyalty? Generosity? Blah-blah-blah... I can make more friends without using any of them! And if I can't do it here, I'll do it somewhere else!
Yeah, I don't think so!
[She is blocked everywhere by the students, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Chancellor Neighsay, then the royal guards who captured her.]
Saving Equestria is nice, but I'm afraid it'll take more than one semester to learn all there is to know about friendship.
[belches] Told ya.
Awwww...
[yelps] We held her off as long as we could!
But she locked us in this closet!
What happened?! Is everything all right?! Where's Cozy Glow?!
[Twilight, Spike, Princess Celestia, Neighsay, and the Young Six laugh]
Everything worked out just fine.
As for Cozy Glow, I can assure you — where she's going, she won't be causing any more trouble.
[whimpers]
Of course it's boring here now! But at least you're not in a cage!
[Cozy is imprisoned in Tartarus next to Tirek by Princess Luna and the two royal guards who lock her up in a cage and leave]
[magic surging]
[clang!]
Hey, neighbor. Wanna be friends?
We always win, like the time Sombra almost took back the Crystal Empire, or when Chrysalis pretended to be Cadence, or when Tirek came back and absorbed all the magic, or the other time Chrysalis tried to take over, or with Cozy Glow and the school... (catching breath) Am I missing anything? [Gaunson flies into the battle with his jet with his Osprey]
Pony of Shadows.
Starlight when she was evil.
Discord when he was evil.
Do Flim and Flam count?
Grogar is ancient and extremely powerful. The land that would become Equestria was a mere collection of farms and pastures, until he declared himself emperor of all he saw. I remember hearing tales of his tyranny when I was young.
I have also heard of the first emperor of Equestria, the "Father of Monsters".
I gave life to the foulest of creatures and allowed them to run wild, taking what they wanted and destroying the rest. My reign was a glorious, fear-soaked epoch of darkness in Equestria...
Ha! Until Gusty the Great rose up and banished you.
That fool thought taking my bell would defeat me, but she only weakened me temporarily.
Um, Tirek is really old. [to Tirek] No offense, you look great. [back to Grogar] But if he knew about you when he was young, we have super different ideas about what "temporarily" means.
SILENCE!! [Genral pershing and gaunson and the lone vanguard appear out of the portal]
,,,,,,,,, landkreuzer: fools. I will show them how strong I am. Panzers forwards.
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