[echoing] Welcome, friends! You are about to embark on a journey of amazing magnitude! One that will change your lives forever!
[echoing] Prepare yourselves to embrace a new path and become students of...
Flim and Flam: Friendship U!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
How can any pony learn friendship in half the time?
Our coursework is so accelerated, to take longer would be a crime!
The Equestria Educational Association has taken an interest in institutions that teach friendship in a pony-first environment. Surely you didn't think your school has a monopoly on the concept?
Star Swirl? What are you doing here?
Why, studying friendship at Flim and Flam's wonderful school!
Oh, please. I think I know a disguise when I see one. Take off that ridiculous beard... Flam!
I spent several thousand years thinking the worst of a "bad" pony. You taught me to look for the "best" in them. Whatever Flim and Flam's past may be, starting this school demonstrates they're desire to change for the better.
I understand feeling threatened by competition, but my word, Princess. I wonder if the ill manners of the creatures at your school aren't contagious. I think I will take my leave before I become infected.
The key to going undercover is rehearsing your backstory. [clears threat, in affected voice] I'm "Plainity". and I love bland old normal stuff. No frills for me. [normal voice] Okay! Your turn.
[groans] My name's Eyepatch. I have an eye patch.
Perfect!
Oh, honestly, Princess Twilight, envy does not look good on you.
I'm not envious! I know these two are up to something. I'm just trying to find out what.
The only pony I see who is up to something is the pony in this picture, and it is not the princess I know.
Twilight, maybe I should take over the investigation. Think of your reputation!
My reputation isn't worth much if I won't risk it for what I think is right.
You can destroy my reputation if you want, but using your students' bits to expand your resort is wrong, even if the lessons you teach are good ones.
Of course they're good. We copied them from your book.
Plainity? My star pupil?
[affected voice] Not Plainity, but... [normal voice] Rarity!
[beat]
Who?
It seems I'll never stop learning from your example, Twilight. It is a valuable lesson to stand up for what you know is true. I wish I had known it, too.
I still don't understand how Flim and Flam could have gotten a copy of your book.
[door opens]
Uh, I finished straightening up in the library.
Rainbow Dash and Rarity have very different interests that keep them busy. But being friends is so important to them, they always manage to make time for each other.
You guys have nothing in common. How can you be friends?
It may seem like Rarity and Rainbow Dash don't have that much in common when you try to put it into words, but sometimes friendships can't be explained. You just have to see them in action to understand.
Rarity! Are you even paying attention?!
What? Oh! I mean, of course! Uh, I held my bucket and everything!
But you have to catch the ball!
Really? Well, that sounds dangerous.
Are they too in style?
Uh, isn't that what you want them to be?
Oh, yes, yes. But they should be ahead of the curve. If they're in fashion right now, then they're practically already out.
That doesn't make any sense.
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