And I thought our school was fun!
Yeah! Miss Cheerilee never lets us play buck ball in class. I know. I've tried.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Apple Bloom! You know better than to leave our good tools out like that! And aren't you supposed to be on harvest duty right now?
Eh, it's not like the apples are going anywhere.
Please can I go to Twilight's school?!
[screams, sighs, sighs again]
Please? Please?!
I'm going to call you "Repeatie Belle"!
I never told that story to my students before. Scootaloo!
[laughs nervously] Never met her.
I'm Cozy Glow. It's very nice to meet you, but I don't know if I'll stay long. I'll probably flunk out. I'm having so much trouble with my friendship lessons.
[gasps]
We can help with those!
We know all about friendship!
And studying with you would be almost as good as being in class!
Welcome! Can I get you a comfort pillow? Security blanket? Empathy cocoa?
Uh, I just need some advice.
Oh! Well, I have plenty of that! Anecdotes, insight, midnight confessions... I'm babbling.
[sighs] I still don't get how Cozy failed her test after all that studying.
Or how Twilight could blame us for it!
Or how gum can be so sticky!
They're honorary diplomas, making y'all official graduates of this here school.
You've more than earned them.
Without even having to study!
[chanting] We are graduates! We are graduates! We are graduates!
I'll help you set up your—
QCQueen Chrysalis (as Crackle Cosette)
Princess Twilight, thanks so much for this!
Yes, I know! We have been planning this for quite some time. [laughing evilly] Oh, thank you, Applejack. My spell can create a copy of anypony I desire. All I need is an image and a piece of the pony. [sniffs] Oh, and this. [magic zap] Why copies, Rarity? Because Princess Twilight and her friends controll the Elements of Harmony, the most powerful weapon in all of Equestria. [magic zap] Which means you - will - be - able - to - use - them - too! [magic zap] And serve me! [magic zap] Together, we will destroy Twilight Sparkle and her meddlesome friends! [magic zap] Of course I haven't forgotten Starlight Glimmer! She stole my hive. Turned my subjects against me! So I'll take her friends away while she watches! And then, I'll destroy her! [maniacal laughter and magic zap] With the Elements under my control, I'll build a new hive of Earth ponies, unicorns and Pegasi, and I will rule as Queen once again!
Get ready for fun!
Are we talking fun fun, or learning pretending to be fun?
Both!
Listen to your queen! We must retrieve the Elements of Harmony!
[The Mean Six are mirror opposites of the Mane Six]
MPMean Pinkie Pie
Hunting down some lame Elements? This is the worst day ever! [depressing anger]
MFMean Fluttershy
[kicks dirt into Mean Pinkie's eyes] No. Now it's the worst day ever! [laughing cruelly]
Those Elements are mine! Along with this rock! Oh, and that twig! [proceeds to hoard every worthless item]
I got all kinds o' Elements right here under my hat. I'll let you see them for five bits. [unconvincing liar]
MRMean Rainbow Dash
[scoffs] Losers. [lazing in the canopy]
Why didn't you just attack them? [arrogant and spiteful]
Excuse me?
You were close enough to pull hairs from their manes. Why not just take your revenge then?
They've defeated my army. I know better than to strike alone. I need—
Friends?
Servants! And the power of the Elements!
Right. So where are these Elements of Harmony?
The location of the most powerful weapon in Equestria isn't something made known to just anypony. I learned they were hidden somewhere in this forest.
Yeah, well, it is a big forest.
[growling]
Permission? You need us way more than we need you, “Your Majesty”. The others are fools, but with me to lead them, there’s no reason we can’t find the Elements and keep the power for ourselves!
Oh, Rainbow Dash! I'm so glad you're here. I was lost.
MRMean Rainbow Dash
Bummer. Later. [ditches her]
[beat]
...What just happened?
The party password is "rutabaga".
[eye twitches]
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