“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Oh, my.

Snowfall Frost?

I was hoping I wasn't too late for the party? I brought gifts. [record needle scratch]

[spit-take] Boss?!

I was wrong earlier, about Hearth's Warming Eve. It's not all about singing and presents. The singing and presents are all about celebrating the ponies in our lives. The ponies we should listen to more often: our friends.

Wow. [rip] Dragon toenail? Uh... thanks?

I was in a hurry. I'll do better next time.

Ha. You kidding? No one's ever given me dragon toenail before! It's awesome! Now come get some eggnog!

Twilight Sparkle

[narrating] And from then on, it was always said of all the Hearth's Warming Eve celebrations, Snowfall's was the Hearth's Warmingest.

Rainbow Dash

Um, I have an idea. How 'bout we don't read it.

Twilight

What she means is, before you read it, we should probably tell you about—

No, no, darling. Please, no spoilers.

Fluttershy

But—

No spoilers!

Twilight

[to the beat] Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep...

[to the beat] Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep...

Pinkie Pie

Yeah. Making copies of yourself always sounds like a great idea, but before you know it, you're locked in a room with fifty Pinkie Pies watching paint dry.

Rainbow Dash

What would she do without us? Huh. Let me think. [imitating Rarity] "Darlings, I'm absolutely doomed, doomed, doomed!" [laughs, normal voice] I sound just like her! Hey, you're not writing this down, are you?

Oh, I can't really stop a super fun party in the middle of mega-happy fun times, can I?! Oh, what would Rarity want?!

Keep that party going till the break of dawn!

Really?

Indubitably! And as for the roof, get jiggy! Raise it, Pinkie! Raise it like you've never raised it before!

Oh! If you say so!

Oh, please, Pinkie Pie. Never in a million years would I say such balderdash!

Twilight

How did this happen?

I shut down the party.

Applejack

I told Plaid Stripes no.

Fluttershy

I asked the raccoons to leave.

Rainbow Dash

I asked a lot of fabric questions.

Just like I thought Rarity would want!

Honestly, how in Equestria did it never occur to you to check for leaks?

There's just so many other things to worry about! I suppose ve get used to the vay things are, and we don't realize there vas problem.

You obviously need an outside eye to evaluate the situation. It's lucky for you Applejack is too stubborn to relax!

Fluttershy

You can stay here—

Zephyr Breeze

You're the best! We're gonna have so much fun.

Fluttershy

On one condition.

Zephyr Breeze

Totally. Anything.

Fluttershy

You have to get a job.

Zephyr Breeze

Cracking the whip, huh? You always were kind of bossy.

Rainbow Dash

I am going to give you a job so simple and straightforward, not even you can weasel your way out of it! [quickly] And the second you try, I'm gonna zap you with a storm cloud! Got it?!

Zephyr Breeze

Oh, I got it. I can already feel the electricity between us.

Fluttershy

Zephyr, you're smart and talented. You could do anything if you just tried!

Zephyr Breeze

And what if I give everything I have and still fail? Honestly, I think it's better not to try at all.

Rainbow Dash

But then you won't ever do anything.

Zephyr Breeze

I don't expect you two to understand. I mean, when have you ever failed? You've literally helped save Equestria, like, a dozen times.

Fluttershy

And I was worried that I'd fail every time! Sometimes you have to do things, even though you might fail

Twilight

As you've all probably noticed, it's been quite some time since the map has sent us on a mission of friendship.

Spike

Yeah! Ever since Starlight messed with it to go back in time and try to change history!

Twilight

Yes. Since then.

Fluttershy and Twilight in Appleloosa! No, me and Rainbow Dash in Las Pegasus! No, Rainbow Dash and Twilight in Yakyakistan! No, Twilight and Twilight in Twilight's castle!

Quibble Pants

Right. We're actually being held captive by Caballeron. Please! This guy's accent is all over the place! No offense.

I...

Quibble Pants

If this were really a real Daring Do adventure, I'm sure I'd step on the wrong plank at exactly the wrong— Whoa!

Rainbow Dash

[straining]

Quibble Pants

[sighs] Good thing this is all just a pretend adventure. Least we know all of this struggling won't make the bridge fall apart.

Quibble Pants

You need to get your money back.