(as Celestia) I, Princess Celestia, banish you, Princess Luna, to the moon.
(as Luna) Noooooo...!!!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Earth!
Unicorn!
Pegasus!
E!
P!
E-up.
[Twilight is about to trade all her books for the broken quill a filly has
STOP!! What are you doing?
I was trying to get rid of all the books I don’t need anymore.
For that? Do you reeeeeeeally want that?
Well, not really, but…I’m running out of library space, so—
Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!! I can’t believe that almost happened! But luckily it didn’t happen, thanks to me.
What are you talking about?
[showing a scroll] According to the rules of the Exchange, a trade is only fair if both ponies end up with something they want.
[Twilight rolls her eyes]
You can’t break the rules!! Did anypony see you do it? I don’t think anypony saw. But you are not gonna say anything, are you?! [giggles] Just kidding! [mischievously] Or am I?! Sometimes I can’t even tell.
OK! We get it! You're both great friends.
And I know you'll love cause you already got a billion just like sitting in a drawer doing nothin'!
But, wait... I don't seem to need it anymore, do I? Yes. Yes! I can feel its magic flowing within me now! I'm so excited! I'm so excited!
I'm so scared...
Equestria, We have a problem.
This just got real.
Well it's just, Princess Luna raises the moon, Princess Celestia raises the sun, you protect the Crystal Empire (Cadance), and all I seem to do is... smile and wave.
"Is he friend, or is he foe?" the pony wonders. I can assure you... I am no friend. I am Tirek, and I will take what should have been mine long ago.
As in, "Discord" Discord?
Yes!
I don't think it’s that big of a surprise. He can be very helpful.
He can sense when there’s a magical imbalance. The next time Tirek steals magic, Discord will be able to track him down.
So what are you supposed to do in the meantime?
(sighs) Nothing. Unless of course, one of you needs me to smile and wave.
I think I found something! I've been reading our journal, and there's something interesting about the sections Discord bookmarked. Applejack, do you remember when you had to tell everypony that the tonic Granny bought from the Flim Flam brothers didn't really work?
How could I forget? It was one of the hardest things I ever had to do.
[Flashback to "Leap of Faith" where Applejack reveals the tonic was fake]
And in that moment, I knew I had to be honest, I just knew it. But what's that got to do with openin' the chest?
I've found that each of you has had to face a situation where living up to the Element of Harmony you represent wasn't easy. Fluttershy, it was when you realized that the way to show kindness to the Breezies was by forcing them to leave their home.
Fluttershy Oh, the looks on their poor little faces! But I knew that was difficult as it was, pushing them away was the kindest thing I could do!
Rarity, even after Suri took advantage of your generosity at Fashion Week in Manehattan, you didn't let it cause you to abandon your generous spirit.
I simply couldn't have lived with myself if I didn't do something special for the friends who have always been so generous to me!
Rainbow Dash, you had the chance to fly with the Wonderbolts at the Equestria Games, But instead you chose to compete with your friends.
Sure, but being loyal to my friends was way --
Ooh! My turn, my turn!
Pinkie Pie, you realized that seeing your friend laugh was more important than proving you were a better party planner than Cheese Sandwich.
Best party I've ever had!
It's clear we've all had our moments to shine, Twilight. But I'm with Applejack; what does any of this have to do with the opening of the chest?
All of you had tough choices to make, but when you made the right one and embraced your element, it helped somepony else make the right choice too. Each of you received something from the pony whose life you helped change. I know it sounds crazy, but maybe there's something special about those objects that could lead us to the location of the keys. The chest is connected to the Tree of Harmony. The Tree is connected to the Elements. And the Elements are connected to all of us! There must be a connection! I hate to admit it, but maybe Discord was trying to be a good friend after all.
Give my regards to Cerberus.
You meant our will, didn't you?
Of course. Here, I want you to have something. This was given to me by someone very close to me. I give it to you as a sign of my gratitude and loyalty.
Oh, my! I do love a good accessory. I suppose that's Rarity's influence.
[There's a stained glass window of Tirek holding a sword and Discord riding on his back holding a sandwich which is being sliced by Tirek's sword]
[laughs] Amusing. But we have no time for such things. With the princesses out of the way, we can now– [sees a stained glass illustration of Twilight Sparkle] Is this meant to be HUMOROUS?!
Oh, no, I haven't touched that one yet.
There's a fourth? And you did not tell me this?!
I just needed some assurance that you truly considered this a team effort. And now I have it.
Then where can we find this fourth princess? Where is her castle?
Castle? [laughs] No, Princess Twilight lives above a library in Ponyville. Castle? [laughs]
Not for much longer.
You've gathered up all of them?
And her little dragon, too.
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