Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'm fully aware that the last time Discord was here, he created serious havoc.
If by "serious havoc" you mean "turning Ponyville into the chaos capital of the world"...
...and tricking us all into being the opposite of our true selves...
And making yummy delicious chocolate milk rain all over the place without a single dollop of whipped cream to go with it anywhere in sight! Not a single dollop!
You big liar!
Now, look who's a liar. Anyone can plainly see that I'm not big at all. [camera zooms out to reveal he made himself smaller on the couch]
Ugh, I can't believe we're having a dinner party with Discord!
This evening is sure to be a disaster. Glad I didn't bother wearing my fanciest outfit.
Fluttershy thinks this is the way to reform Discord and asked us to give it a chance.
[door opens]
Oh, our pony guests! [upper class voice] We're so delighted that you've come. Please, do come in.
See what a beautiful job he did helping? Discord set the entire table himself. I'm so proud.
May I take your... [clears throat] hats, ladies?
Hang on to your elements, girls. It's gonna be a bumpy night.
[scared] The stare?! Oh, no, please! Not that! Anything but your disapproving eyeballs! [laughs]
[Spike overhears Scootaloo in the Cutie Mark Crusaders' treehouse]
Has anyone seen Tank's head? Where's its head?!?
[Spike drops everything and runs in]
[angrily] What have you done to the turtle!?
[Scootaloo and Tank are covered in paint, Tank's head pops out of its shell]
Ohhhh, I totally forgot he could do that.
So we could hear all about the Crystal Empire, and find out if you brought us one of the crystal snowglobes that they sell at the train station!
How did you know about the snowglobes?
Um... lucky guess?
My dogs are barking.
[As she sits down, Winona's bark can be heard]
Did y'all hear that? They really are!
Princess Cadance is counting on us to do our part to convince the Games Inspector to choose the Crystal Empire. And we are not gonna let her down, are we?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
[Beat]
...What? I was just answering Twilight's question.
I need to speak to the Princess.
You can't! You mustn't! She's in the middle of a delicate conditioning rinse that must go perfectly if there's to be any hope for her hair!
Come on, how bad can it be?
Imagine her mane turned into a porcupine.
Eww.
[unsurely] So, you see this here? This, um, this is um, a big, round room. It's known for its roundness, and bigness, and did I mention that it's round?
I think they call it a rotunda...? A small, confining, rotunda...
[blows a raspberry] Whatever! Round is round, am I right?
[sigh] You know? It feels good to help others get something you always wanted but never had. Almost as good as getting it yourself. Almost.
WE GOT THE WRONG PONY?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I mean... YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
[Twilight breathes rapidly to try calm herself down while Rainbow starts to get stressed]
Last night when you were taking one of your seven-hour bubble baths, I got a special delivery from the princess.
[Flashback to last night]
"Dear Twilight Sparkle: The spell contained on the last page of this book is Star Swirl the Bearded's secret unfinished masterpiece." Ooh! "He was never able to get it right, and thus abandoned it. I believe you are the only pony who can understand and rewrite it. Princess Celestia."
[She opens the journal to the unfinished spell]
From one to another, another to one. A mark of one's destiny singled out alone, fulfilled.
[Unseen by her, the Elements of Harmony other than Magic change their colors]
That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't even rhyme!
[Flashback ends]
I cast the spell so I could find out what it was, but nothing seemed to happen. But now I know something did happen. The spell has changed the Elements of Harmony! That must be why their cutie marks are all wrong!
[finishing Star Swirl's spell] From all of us together, together we're friends. With the marks of our destinies made one, there is magic without end.
Hello? Where am I? What is this place?
Congratulations, Twilight. I knew you could do it.
Princess... I don't understand. What did I do?
You did something today that's never been done before. Something even a great unicorn like Star Swirl the Bearded was not able to do, because he did not understand friendship like you do. The lessons you've learned here in Ponyville have taught you well. You have proven that you're ready, Twilight.
Ready? Ready for what?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Criminal Minds pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
