[to Applejack] I am running out of weaving materials for the Traditional Crafts booths! I just made a hat out of three pieces of hay and a drinking straw! I made it work, but still!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's beautiful.
I wish it had been me who ultimately made it so. But it wasn't.
Twilight, as I understand it, Spike brought Princess Cadance the Crystal Heart, because you weren't sure how quickly you could find a way to escape from the tower. You weren't willing to risk the future of the citizens of the Crystal Empire in an effort to guarantee your own. Far better that I have a student who understands the meaning of self-sacrifice, than one who only looks out for her own best interests.
Does this mean...?!
[Celestia nods happily. Outside...]
She's totally gonna lose it! [breathes] Keep it together, Buddy. Gotta stay strong...for Twilight!
[Twilight throws the door open. After a pause...]
I...passed!!!
[The others cheer happily and Spike hugs Twilight.]
Oh, but wait; I just told myself to not talk to myself any more. I should say something to her. Or, would that still be talking to myself? Excuse me, me? Can I have a word with you? Uh, I mean, me? Listen, I can see you're having lots of fun, but-
PPPinkie Pie duplicate
Fun?! Did somebody say fun? Where?
Okay, between the bunch of us, we should have every nook and cranny of fun in Ponyville covered, at all times. An unprecedented and massive undertaking! But first, a pop quiz on the names I taught you! [flips through drawings on a noteboard]
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Applejack! Fluttershy! Pinkie Pie!
Excellent. Okay, let's get on with this, folks. Fan out on three. One- [everyone quickly leaves] Eh, good enough.
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[sees the orange-frog that Twilight had made earlier in a window] Is that... Is that a frog crossed with an orange?
PPPinkie Pie duplicate 2
Cool!
PPPinkie Pie duplicate 3
Where? [all three clones are zapped back to the pond by Twilight Sparkle]
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[to another clone] Look what I can do with my hooves! [inflates fingers out of a hoof; both are zapped away]
PPPinkie Pie duplicate 5
Betcha can't make a face crazier than... THIS! [makes a Generation Three face; is zapped away]
What... just happened?
I think Babs just went to the dark side.
We have to tell Applejack!
No! We're not snitches!
Yeah, and we're not babies!
Then... why do I feel like crying?
[The Cutie Mark Crusaders are trying to get into Pinkie Pie's lettuce-shaped float]
Pinkie Pie, let us in!
[laughs] Funny joke!
No, really! Let- us- in!
Ohhh! Here!
Y'see, Babs, we were tryin' to get you back for bein' a big bully...
But then Applejack told us about how you were being bullied back in Manehattan.
And we figured out you were just doing it to avoid getting picked on in Ponyville. But by then... we were the ones being bullies, and... Oh, why does life have to be so ironic?!
[reading] We, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, elect Babs Seed to join us as a sister, friend, [unsurely] confidant, ally, bosom buddy, gal pal, comforter, chum'o'chums...
[clears throat]
Well you wrote this!
Oh, uh, yeah...
...Homegirl, Amigo, blah blah blah blah blah... Oh, yes, here. ...and fellow Cutie Mark Crusader! You are solemnly sworn in, here this day, in witness of your fellow sisters, friends, confidants, bosom buddies, compadres...
[interrupts] Congratulations! [quickly, under her breath] Gotta remember to revise that.
Your magic has really improved since we came to Ponyville, Twilight. Princess Celestia's going to love it.
Thanks, Spike. I have to be at my best when she arrives with the delegates from Saddle Arabia. I can't believe she's trusting me with the entertainment.
Twilight! Come quick! It's an emergency!
I became a laughing stock! Everywhere I went I was laughed at and ostracized! I even had to take a job on a rock farm just to earn a living! A rock farm!
Hey! You're lucky a rock farm would take the likes of you! [Trixie drags Pinkie Pie's mouth into a trash bin]
Pull you fools! [whips Snips and Snails] Somepony set off the magic forcefield, and Trixie intends to punish them!
SSnips
[struggling] But wouldn't it be faster if we had some ... wheels?
The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels. Now pull faster!
SSnails
Yes, I'm tellin' you Snips! She's getting weirder and weirder!
[being dragged away by animals] Oh, this is me being brave! I wanna be brave at home, locked in my closet, with my teddy bear!
Well, duh! Of course you can go!
And I'll get Rarity to come too! [unsurely] Rarity loves camping!
[Back at Rarity's studio]
I despise camping! All of that... urrgh... nature.
Applejack's going with her little sister. But, y'know, if you don't wanna spend time with me... [puts on a sad "puppy-dog" face]
[tries to resist for a moment] ...Oh, all right! Ooh! Of course, I will need to find an outfit more appropriate for "roughing it". Ooh!
[to Scootaloo and Apple Bloom, hiding in a closet] See? Told you she'd wanna go.
Okay, everybody get comfortable, 'cause I'm about to tell you the best story you've ever heard.
Is it about the time when Rarity had wings, and then they got ruined, and then you saved her from plummeting to her doom?
Okay, maybe it's the second best story you've ever heard. But it's also one of the scariest. You like scary stories, don't you? It all happened on a night just like this one, in a forest, just like this...
And then, the olden pony asked "Who's got my rusty horseshoe?".
[scared] Not me!
[points at Scootaloo] You do! [Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle jump up screaming, while Scootaloo flinches]
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