[Pinkie is trying to interrogate Spike on why her friends won't go to her party]
[hesitant] I'm the one who poured juice all over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions"!
[hesitant] I was the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville taking a seven hour bubble bath!
And sometimes... when no one's around... I do this! [drags over a mirror, starts flexing his muscles] Lookin' good Spike! Lookin' real good!
[annoyed and irritated] No, no, no, NO!
[Pinkie has turned inanimate objects into "guests" for a party none of the other ponies are attending]
Thank you all so much for coming. It means so much to Gummy. [as Mr. Turnip, a bucket of turnips] "Could I have some more punch?" Of course you can have some more punch, Mr. Turnip. [twitches, as Rocky, a pile of rocks] "This is one great party. You've really outdone yourself!" Why thank you, Rocky. [as Sir Lints-a-Lot, a bit of sofa lint] "I'm having a delightful time as well." I'm so glad, Sir Lints-a-Lot. [twitches again, as Madame LeFlour, a bag of flour] "Might I trouble you for another slice of cake?" Anything for you, Madame LeFlour. [as Rocky] "I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up!" Oh, they're not so bad... [goes into a psychotic cross-eyed expression]
RRocky
[moving on its own in delusion] "Not so bad"? Puh-leeze! They're a buncha' losers!
Oh come on now. "Losers" might be a bit strong, don't you think?
LLSir Lints-a-Lot
After the way they treated you, I'd say "losers" isn't strong enough.
MLMadame LaFlour
"Pretty rude?!" It was downright... despicable!
TMr. Turnip
If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.
You know what? I'm not going to speak to them ever again, and I'm not going to invite them to another party for as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties; not after the way they've been acting...
[as Rainbow Dash is trying to convince her to leave her house] I'm most certainly not leaving. I'm having a wonderful time right here.
You should really just come with me.
[as Rocky] You heard the lady! She ain't goin' nowhere, chump!
Who are you calling a chump, chump?! [knocks Rocky over with a noose-boop] Ugh, that's it, party's over.
RRainbow
You'd think she'd be excited...?
Excited?! EXCITED?! Why would I be excited to attend my own farewell party?!
[confused] "Farewell party"?
Yes! You don't like me anymore so you decided to kick me out of the group, and throw a great, big party to celebrate! A "Farewell of Pinkie Pie" party!
Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugar cube?
Why? Why?! WHY?! Because you've been LYING to me and avoiding me all day! THAT'S WHY!
RRainbow
Uh, yeah. Because we wanted your party to be a surprise.
We've been planning this party for such a long time, we had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's party so that we could have everything ready for yours.
If this is a farewell party, why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say: "Happy birthday, Pinkie Pie"?!
[Pinkie takes a closer look at all of the decorations and realizes everything]
[hair poofs back to inflated mode] Because it's my birthday!! Oh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?!? And you like me so much, you decided to throw me a surprise party!
That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling.
You girls are the best friends ever! How could I have ever doubted you?
It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.
RRainbow
I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.
Rainbow: You don't wanna know.
Come on, you guys! Let me in!
[heading for the door] Sure thing, Spike.
[gets in her way] Heavens no! We're getting dressed!
"Dressed"? Uh, beg pardon Rarity, but, uh, we don't normally wear clothes.
Well, it can't get any worse...
[Fluttershy suddenly bursts through the door. A large number of animals from outside start rushing in]
[agitated and livid] You're... going to LOVE ME!!
[All the other ponies start to flee, while Twilight is dumbfounded by the scene]
[Discord, a animal mixed-up dragon, appears before the Mane 6 after taking their wings and horns away]
You should see the looks on your faces! Priceless!
Give us our wings and horns back!
You'll get them back in good time. I simply took them to ensure there's no cheating. You see, this is the first rule of our game: No flying and no magic.
The second rule is everypony has to play or the game is over and I win. Good luck, everypony! [disappears]
[Discord is trying to convince Fluttershy to go to his side by taking the form of a group of butterflies];;
BButterfly
Fluttershy, it looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?
Oh, no. I'm certain they're doing their best to find me!
BButterfly
Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are....
Not at all, I am weak and helpless, and I appreciate their understanding.
BButterfly
[frustrated] Yes.. Well, surely it burns you up... I mean, that they're always pointing out your flaws, right?
Not really. In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be!
[The butterflies transform back into Discord's normal form]
[losing his temper] OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! [pokes Fluttershy's head, instantly corrupting her] You've been kind for far too long, dearie. Time to be cruel! Arrivederci! [disappears in a huff]
CFCorrupted Fluttershy
[sarcastically] Hey Twilight, what's soaking wet and clueless?
Fluttershy, I've had just about enough of... [Fluttershy dumps a bucket of water on her head]
CFCorrupted Fluttershy
Your face! [slams the bucket on Twilight's head]
I can't see! Where is everypony?
See, girls? We did it! We found the Elements of Harmony! Together! [Corrupted Applejack yawns] You don't even care, do you?
TSTwilight's Corrupted Friends
No.
[sighs, sadly] l never thought it would happen. My friends... [suddenly angry] have turned into complete jerks! [Quickly uses her magic to place the Elements on the ponies' neck] Necklace, necklace, necklace, necklace, and... [Puts on her Crown of Magic] big crown thingy. Come on, everypony, let's go!
But, Twilight, aren't you missing somepony?
Nope. We got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute, that just about covers it.
But what about Rainbow Dash?
[Twilight puts Rainbow Dash's Element of Loyalty charm on Spike]
[sarcastically] Congratulations Spike, you're the new Rainbow Dash. Now let's go!
