I got a rule for y'all. You need to wait two hours between washes before you run that dishwasher in the lounge, or else.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
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Mmm-hmm.
We did.
Don't mind if I la-do-do.
I'll take two.
RRinny
Duck, duck, duck...
Listen, I know it's a lot to commit to, Barb, but seriously, you're missing out.
Melissa, I cannot possibly watch five hundred episodes of a British reality show, even if it does deal with my favorite emotion, love, on my favorite landform, an island. (to camera) Duck, duck, goose is the perfect game.
(to camera) Yeah, first of all, contained to a small area. Only one kid talks every round.
(to camera) [quietly] Yeah.
So, what are everybody's Halloween plans?
Just the usual.
Trick or treating?
We're too old for that.
No phones day is for staff and faculty too, not just kids. There's no iPhones in team.
What about the phones initiative?
It's really a great name.
She's a goofgirl, you know.
Happy birthday, Janine!
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Part 1 (aka Mare in the Moon)
[first lines of the series]
NNarrator
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon. She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister, and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for both...
NTNarrator and Twilight Sparkle
...sun and moon...
[Twilight Sparkle, or always simply known as Twilight, a light-purple unicorn with a dark blue mane and tail with pink and purple streaks, looks up from the book, thinking]
...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm... Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before... but where?
TTwinkleshine
There you are, Twilight! Moondancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard, you want to come?
Oh, sorry, girls. I got a lot of studying to catch up on. [she rushes off]
TTwinkleshine
[to Lemon Hearts] Does that pony do anything except study? I think...she’s more interested in books, than friends.
[In a library, Twilight's assistant, Spike, a purple and green dragon, takes orders from her]
Take a note please, to the princess.
Okey-dokey!
"My dearest teacher, my continuing studies of pony magic have lead me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster."
Hold on! "Prece... prece...." [beat]
.."Threshold."
"Threi..." [another beat]
Um, "brink"?
[one last beat]
Ugh, "that something bad is about to happen"!
[reading Celestia's response] "My dearest, most faithful student Twilight, you know that I value your diligence, and that I trust you completely..."
Mm-hmm.
"...But you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!"
[Gasps in shock]
[commercial break, later on chariot]
"My dear Twilight: There is more to a young pony's life than studying. So I’m sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year’s location: Ponyville. And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends."
[groans]
Look on the bright side, Twilight, the Princess arranged for you to stay in a library! Doesn’t that make you happy?
[pauses, brightening up] Yes, yes, it does. You know why? Because I’m right. I’ll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon’s return.
Then when will you make friends, like the Princess said?
She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I’ll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.
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