Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Those doors would have opened if you had just waited!
We don't have time to wait for ancient technology. Between the two of us, we can cover more ground. Of course, it would help if you could defy gravity. Explain to me again why you can't fly.
I'm not sure.
I guess the humans were right, Kal-El. Girls do mature faster than boys.
It's all about control, which you don't have.
Me? Get back to me when you can fly, Earth boy.
Well, you're the one who almost lit up the whole fair.
Has anyone ever told you're a little uptight? You definitely get that from your father.
(wearing a bikini) Say hello to the next Miss Sweet Corn.
Uh, listen, uh, when I talked about fitting in, I was... thinking of something with more clothes. Th-this is definitely not blending in.
You mean "undercover".
Yes, exactly, and this is... not covered. Um, look, can you go change, please?
But, I-
Now!
Fine. (she superspeeds and changes quickly) You said "now".
Well, I guess I don't have to ask which side of the family you're from.
(to Clark) You know, you're gonna have to hang a bell around your neck or something so I can at least hear when you're coming.
I used to sit in the backyard and try to pick up Martian signals on my dad's ham radio.
Umm, Martians use infrared, silly.
I've only seen love like that once in my life.
What happened?
The director yelled "Cut".
Look, I know how this is gonna sound coming from me, but you and Kara are from different worlds. Just be careful, okay?
Chloe, Kara is from Minnesota. It's not like she's from another planet.
What? I can't believe you've never had famous franks before!
I can't believe anyone's had famous franks. That thing could survive a nuclear holocaust!
[Grant kisses Lois.]
I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Wow. If news of that spread through the mail room I'd have my name on your door by tomorrow. That's sexual harassment.
[Lois kisses Grant.]
But that wasn't.
I would do anything for Clark.
Even kill. What a lucky guy!
Jor-El? Is that you?
I'm Kal-El.
Kal-El... My son, my beautiful boy. You're a man now.
Ok everybody, time to stop gawking, start reporting! You're journalists, not stargazers, let's move!
Hey! Hey! Hey! I know the blue K is seriously cramping your style, but you don't have to grind your finger off!
Chloe, I don't know what else to do. It's unbreakable.
Okay, look, considering what all the other flavors of kryptonite do, being normal may not be such a bad thing.
(after finding the bomb disgused as a present) Oh wow. I have the worst Secret Santa ever.
Lois has a mysterious way of diving for a penny and coming up with the Holy Grail.
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