Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You realize the only reason Lex is doing this is to wash his hands of it.
Lex had no idea what was going on on that farm.
Lana, you don't believe that.
Unlike some people I know, Lex doesn't lie to me.
Or he just wants his name clear of murder and slavery, so he sends a messenger to do his cleanup work.
I don't get it. Of all the photographers in Metropolis, how is it that you end up with the first shots of our merry archer?
My connections.
No. Really.
Uh, well, the guy doesn't get out of the Suicide Slums much, so I just hung out there for a few weeks... in my car with my pepper spray and the doors locked.
This is it? A bunch of arms and legs? Nice work, hotshot. I mean, you didn't even manage to catch one shot of his face. All these tell me about Green Arrow is that he needs a band-aid.
Preliminary investigation is calling it suicide, but how's a guy who's larger than life drown in two feet of water?
Well, his career was over. And Lake was right; the coroner's report says that Dawson was juiced up on muscle mixers.
Chloe, come on, you're going to tell me that someone on a 'roid rage is going to lie down in a koi pond and call it a day?
(sees the picture of Lois' kiss with Green Arrow) Oh, I feel dirty...
Think about how Oliver feels. Lois and Clark put this whole scheme together because they thought Oliver was Green Arrow, but then-- pow!-- the poor sucker catches her sucking lip with leather daddy.
People keep secrets for a reason.
I don't know. If you ask me, I think a secret is just a big loophole in the whole "thou shall not lie" clause.
There's just no gray area with you, is there?
Not when someone I thought I knew better than anyone has been keeping the biggest secret of all.
What are you talking about?
What would you do if one day you realized someone close to you had a serious hero complex?
Hero complex?
Hiding his true identity from everyone he supposedly cares about? You can't tell me you wouldn't find something wrong with that.
Who exactly are we talking about?
Clark, before you unload your anger on me, can I just say that I think it is incredibly unfair that everyone trusts me to keep their secrets, and then they turn around and they throw me attitude for keeping someone else's secret! Look, I'm sorry that I had to take a two-second breather from hiding the fact that you are an alien from another planet to protect someone else for a change! God! [Clark hugs her] You had that coming, you know?
For the record... I prefer "intergalactic traveler" over "alien from another planet".
The craziest part is he chucked a guy across an alley, right? [Lois: Oh yeah] And then supersped away. I mean, WHO does that?
Hmm. [pause] It's a good thing when Oliver showed up when he did. Then you know for sure.
Oh, she knew before he showed up.
You did?
Ask her how.
How?
I kissed him.
Isn't that romantic? [Clark sighs and nods] Oh, I'm sorry Lois. Finish the story. [Clark tries to interrupt] This is the best part.
Hmmm. Well, he was holding me in his arms, and - Ollie's a good kisser, don't get me wrong - but that Green Arrow? He could teach Ollie a thing or two.
Rain check?
Sure. I'll just put it next to the rest of the umbrellas you keep handing me. I mean, is it just me or is this relationship all interruptus and no coitus?
I want a lawyer.
And I want a ponytail! Disappointment abounds.
Ollie found me. I was living on the streets. He gave me a warm meal, roof over my head.... and a reason to go on living.
Did he just say something nice about me?
Maybe he's starting to rust.
A.C., how'd you fall into all this?
I got into a little trouble sinking a whaler off the coast of Japan.
A little trouble? That's what you're gonna go with? Ollie had to save your scaly butt from getting filleted.
I would have gotten out of it.
Before or after they packed you into a thousand little tin cans?
Well, at least he would have been dolphin-safe.
Fish jokes. That's all I ever get are fish jokes.
Green Arrow to Watchtower, Boy Scout's out of the woods.
"Boy Scout"?
Maybe if you hadn't run off all half-cocked, you could have picked your own code name.
You.
You remember. I'm touched.
Well, it's a little hard to forget. Last time we met, you put an arrow in my chest.
You put a bullet in mine. Bygones?
Go to hell.
You first.
Cyborg to Aquaman. Where the hell are you fish-stick?
What took you so long?
Nice! But please, put a shirt on.
I swim faster when I am naked.
I bet you do.
(Smiles to Cyborg) You're lucky I still have my pants on.
Ever since my parents died, I've jumped around from city to city, from continent to continent and in all those years, not once have I regretted leaving anyone. But then I met you.
Then stay.
I can't. Because there are more important things in this world than what I want.... and what I love. Someday I can explain why.
Don't expect me to be waiting around for that when you get back.
I'm not coming back, Lois. At least not any time soon. I'm sorry. I never wanted to hurt you.
Well, you finally got around to it anyway, didn't you?
This is it, the moment, right? The moment that I'm gonna regret for the rest of my life, isn't it?
Yes.
Impulse, Cyborg, Aquaman, Green Arrow. What do you guys call your team?
I don't know. I've been thinking, you know, that we need something cool. We need something like.... like-
I was thinking about something with the word "justice" in it. After all, that's what Lex is gonna get a big dose of.
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