Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Where's Lex?
He's standing right in front of you.
No, you're not him. The real Lex would never try to kill me or Chloe.
No, you're probably right. But he's thought about it! All the times you've meddled in his plans, derailed his ambitions. He's thought about killing all of you. He just never had the guts to go through with it.
What are you?
I was just about to ask you the same question.
Let's see what happens to me if you die!
You can't kill me! I drive you. I give your life meaning. I'm your soul, you weak, pathetic little man! I'm the real Lex Luthor!
Look, whatever I've done in the last few days...
Please, no need for an apology. Quite the contrary. I must say, you finally proved yourself to be the son I've always wanted, and I thank you for showing me so clearly the error of my ways.
What are you talking about?
I'm closing down the foundation immediately.
What? You can't. The charity is your life.
Just a foolish dream. I'm awake now. A man can't deny his true nature, can he, Lex? No. We're Luthors.
Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Mom!
I don't mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but did you crack open the cooking sherry?
Well, we are in Smallville. And I mean, what would the Senior Prom be without a body-snatching Prom Queen?
How do I look?
Looks like you're going to the Prom.
I am. And you're taking me! I'm not going to let you sit around moping all night while your parents go out and do the electric boogaloo all night. It's gonna be fun.
No, I'm not going.
Massive re-strategy. You're going to your senior Prom whether you like it or not. End of discussion. Put on your tux.
Lois, wasn't this not in the realm of possibilities?
Anything is possible, Clark. Anything.
What the hell am I doing in a dress, and what the hell am I doing at your Prom?
Oh, no...
[Lois points to the corsage pinned to her dress]
Did you pin that on me?
I'll explain later, Lois.
A little close to the boob, don't you think?
Hey. You know, a year from now, this is all gonna seem like a lifetime ago.
That's funny because it feels like just yesterday when he deserted that nervous freshman on the dance floor.
You're headed for Metropolis. You are destined to be a big shot reporter at the Daily Planet. Do you really picture Clark Kent being able to keep up with you?
You know, Lois, I think Clark might have a lot more to offer than you realize.
I wouldn't bet on it.
Clark, you know that.
Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he's having a hard time—
Again?
What do you mean again?
Well, at least this time you got clothes on.
I'm gonna go to the Torch and see what I can find out about amnesia.
Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I'm getting to be a pro at this. [to Clark] But you know what? You're gonna have to put up with PB and J because that's the extent of my culinary skills.
[to Clark] Okay?
Please tell me I'm not related to her.
No, I am. You live with her.
How did I do that?
Why did I always picture myself on the other end of this conversation? Smallville was hit with the world's biggest meteor shower when you were little. Now, I know this sounds way out there, but some of the meteor rocks have had an extraterrestrial effect on certain people in the town, and it's my theory that you were one of them.
Extraterrestrial powers? You mean I'm some sort of alien?
No. No, of course not.
A mutant?
Uh... yeah... who has saved my life on more than one occasion. See, you've sort of taken it upon yourself to be Smallville's self-appointed hero. And if you ask me, I think that that is amazing.
Hold on a minute, are you telling me that you can see through solid objects?
I guess that's one you didn't know about, huh?
No, and that might be one of those abilities you're gonna want to keep a lid on.
You know, I've been thinking about that. You know, I don't know why I was worried so much about what people think. I don't know why I let it rule my life. I mean, you understood.
Yeah, but Clark, unfortunately, some people in Smallville aren't as progressive as your post-amnesia tour guide.
That should be their problem, not mine.
How did he [Clark] get here?.
[Looking at Clark talking to Lana] Looks like the heart remembers more than the brain.
So it must've been kind of strange to have a zombie best friend walking around.
Yeah, I mean, you know, I never really realized how complicated that zombie's life was.
Complicated? Did I do something unusual?
You had a clean slate to start all over with, and you made all the same choices... except for one.
Chloe, I need you to be completely honest with me.
Honest, huh?
What'd I do?
You trusted me.
Last time I checked, babies don't just fall out of the sky, Mr. Kent.
It left a 30-foot crater, Sheriff. How else would you explain it?
Well, I can't. That's why we're conducting a little something called an investigation.
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