Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's a message from my biological father. I'm sure I'm reading it wrong.
Why? What does it say?
[reading] "On this third planet from this star Sol, you will be a god among men. They are a flawed race. Rule them with strength, my son. That is where your greatness lies". I think I was sent here to conquer. What kind of planet am I from?
Clark Kent, you're here to be a force for good, not a force of evil.
How can you be so sure?
Because I am your father. I raised you, and I know you better than anyone.
What are you doing to those poor citrus?
Well, apparently there's enough acid in them to act as a battery.
How very "Survivor" of you. What are you going to call it? A Clockwork Orange?
Don't you wish you were the first one to say that?
It's like Cyrus is in his own world. He takes teenage alienation to a whole new level.
Well, we all have our ways of escaping from our lives. I ride, Chloe writes, and you... you do incredibly strenuous farm chores by yourself.
Well, I guess you know my deepest and darkest secret now.
You don't think he's really an alien, do you?
No. But wouldn't it be awesome if he was, though?
Yeah, it'd be the story of the century, wouldn't it?
This isn't about Pulitzers, Clark. I mean, can you imagine being from another planet? The experiences you could share?
It wouldn't freak you out?
Compared to most people, I think aliens would be a step up.
I never figured you for having an identity crisis, Clark.
It's for a friend.
Haven't heard that one before. What's your friend's problem? Napoleon or Messiah complex?
Actually he thinks he's an alien.
So that proves he isn't... come on, Clark, if you were really an alien would you go around telling people about it?
Probably not.
Let me guess. Your friend, he's a little odd. Spends a lot of time alone, thinks no one understands him. I just described myself in high school. It's a classic outsider profile. I'd say he's just trying to get attention. You believe there are aliens among us, Clark?
Trust me. This kid is more David Blaine than he is Wall of Weird.
All right, well, that still doesn't explain how he cured Tyson.
Yeah, I haven't figured that one out yet. But I'd be willing to bet that he faked that one too somehow.
No, I was there. It was real.
Okay, well, I'm not discounting the possibility that he may have some magic healing power. But if he does, it's probably byproduct of meteorite poisoning. He is no more extraterrestrial than you are.
Sheriff, we know our son and Clark would never deliberately hurt anybody. I'm sure whatever he did, he did it 'cause he thought he had to.
By throwing another young man across my police car? I ran a complete check on your son, Mr. Kent. He's been at more crime scenes than Eliot Ness.
If Clark's been involved with police business, it's only because he was trying to help people.
Or maybe he's got some kind of hero complex? I mean, even heroes got to play by the rules.
Clark Kent, convict.
Yeah, I know, when do you get fit for that orange jump suit? Or is it one size fits all?
Forty hours of community service is not funny... it's an orange vest.
Oh, no! It's gonna clash with the plaid!
Welcome to Smallville, where you stop the crime, you do the time.
Very pithy. Maybe I should use that as my campaign slogan?
Lana, I know what it's like to feel vulnerable.
You?
Trust me. Eccentric bald kids sit pretty low on the prep school totem pole.
You did throw him into that car, Clark.
Maybe this is where it all starts. Remember what it said in the spaceship? "They're a flawed race. Rule them with strength".
Son, I got into a lot of fights when I was your age too, believe me. But, Clark, these are not alien feelings. What you have to remember under these circumstances is that there are consequences.
Your father's right. You don't make decisions in a split second that you have to live with for the rest of your life.
Clark, it's true. We are a flawed race, sure. But we're a flawed race that raised you. You're a lot more human than you think.
Lex has a way of bringing out a side of me that's both scary and liberating at the same time.
Well, you know the first rule of self defense is to avoid conflict.
Relax, Clark, I'm not about to go prowling the night fighting crime. I'll leave that to the expert.
Well, you can trust me, there's no future in fighting crime unless you enjoy being sued.
My article about the debate team. Oh, Chloe, I'm really sorry. I'll give it to you first thing tomorrow morning.
Well, unfortunately Clark, I needed it tonight. To fill in the hole, I had to blow up the lunch menu to a 60-point type. I'm sure the student body is going to find that fascinating.
I guess some small part of me is still getting used to all this.
What, dropping by for a casual visit with your daughter?
No, entering a business co-owned by a Luthor without an injunction in my hand.
What are you doing out of jail?
Seems I've got friends in higher places that I didn't even know about. And suddenly, you're not so anonymous.
I'll testify, if that's what it takes to put you away.
Oh no, I'd think about that Kent. I mean, I know you're unbreakable, but people that you care about aren't. I'd sure hate to think something happened to those wholesome parents of yours.
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