There's gotta be another test. Right, Angelica?
No! I Quit! [she slips in a mud puddle]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What's a baby sale, Tommy?
It's where they sell babies and stuffs, Chuckie.
Ooh! I want that one!
PPhil
Smells good and stinky!
Get me out of here! Somebody help!
Happy Birthday, Kimi!
[after finding Clark]
Kids just don't fall out of the sky, Martha.
Then where did he come from?
I don't know. But he must have parents.
[they both find the space ship]
Well, if he does, they're definitely not from Kansas.
Sweetheart, we can't keep him. What are we gonna tell people? We found him out in a field?
We didn't find him... he found us.
Nietzsche? I didn't know you have a dark side, Clark.
Doesn't everyone?
So what are you: Man or Superman?
I haven't figured it out yet.
Your real parents weren't exactly from around... here.
Where are they from?
[Jonathan looks up at the sky]
What are you trying to tell me, Dad? That I'm from another planet? [sarcastically] I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic?
Actually, it's in the storm cellar.
Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a hundred times; I'm not interested in Clark.
Your vehement denial has been duly noted!
I didn't dive in after Lex's car! It hit me at 60 miles an hour! Does that sound normal to you? I'd give anything to be normal.
[after saving a boy from an explosion]
You need to talk to Mom. I think I really freaked her out this time.
You also made her really proud, Clark.
Dad, something else happened to me this morning. When I woke up, I was... kind of floating.
Floating?
As soon as I woke up, I crashed. I mean, Dad, what's happening to me?
I honestly don't know. As soon as you start breaking the law of gravity, we're definitely in uncharted territory.
[to Clark] Save any more lives on your way over? Keep it up and you could make a career out of it.
I hate it when you do that.
Do what?
Just shut me out. It's like one minute, you're here; the next, you're gone. Clark, you're not outgrowing me as a friend, are you?
Chloe, I could never outgrow you. Other than vertically.
It's amazing how far that Kent charm will get you.
Life is about change, sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but most of the time it's both.
[talking about Lana's boyfriend]
The kid that Kent saved today?
I just came back from seeing him. He's lucky Clark was there.
I know the feeling... kinda makes you wonder if you're with the right guy. One chucks footballs; the other helps save lives.
For someone who just moved into town, you've got a lot of opinions.
Clark Kent is a football player and Lana Lang is a waitress.
What's the matter with that?
Nothing, I just want to click my heels and get back to reality.
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