Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
That was a nice visit! Now back on the train.
[He's carrying a sleeping Dil, nervously] For another... eighteen... hours...
[He takes a photo of Kira posing next to the station clock] That rubber band sure was big!
[She and Brett walk up to the train. As Angelica steps on] Come on, Brett. We gotta go.
Oh, good. I mean... Sorry, Precious.
You did it, Chuckie!
[after spilling a lizard tank, in a nod to Indiana Jones] Lizards... why did it have to be lizards?
Now the only thing you babies gotta to know is that Cynthia is the greatest crime fighter of all time... and, oh yeah, Cynthia is called Angelica!
[age 6, at his birthday] This is chocolate vanilla cake and I wanted vanilla chocolate... and I'm sick of the Dummi Bears!
This isn't Reptar, Tommy.
It's "Follow Me Reptar"!
Get here Jonathan! I'm swamped! Working at home and watching the babies isn't easy for me either, but I've offered them over a weakness, and Angelica would love to help you with the babies.
Alright diaper heads, listen up. While I’m gone you can’t touch anything, look at anything or even think about touching or looking at anything especially my new Cynthia Dream Yacht.
Why not Angelica?
You still going to ask? Because you’re bunch of dumb babies!
Angelica!
Oh, I love Lil very, very much!
If I find you being mean to the babies again, your dream yacht is sailing right back to the toy store.
One glass of low-fat no foam cappuccino.
I said fat-free, foam cappuccino. Remember, be nice to the babies like you usually are.
Hi, bestest friend, Angelica!
[Susie laughs]
Keep dreaming, snack boy!
[screamed] DO YOU HEAR ME, WORLD?!?! ANGELICA'S BEST FRIEND!!!!
[The episode starts with a leaf falling down to the picnic table. Betty walks up to the table. Camera pans right to Chaz, who is making the salad. The wind blows it away]
Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?
Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]
[Howard just dropped a bun to the bottom of the picnic table. Phil grabs the bun. Cut to the babies]
I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.
Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.
Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.
I am. Mmm. Delicious.
[Angelica takes the bug burger from Phil, she screamed. The babies laughed]
They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.
And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!
Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.
You mean traded very expensive.
And look what it cost. It's 100% free.
It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.
One senior will each pay with adult admission.
It's the best of them all.
You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.
Vacation from what? You're all retired.
They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.
You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!
Club Fred? That sounds like fun.
[The chef hat is blown from Stu's head]
Aw, What the hey?
You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!
[Cut to a plane flying to the mentioned location. At Club Fred, they are dropped off to the entrance]
[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!
[The others walk in]
What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?
It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.
[She gives the luggage to one of them. They walk with the others]
You don’t think we’re being too harsh on her do you?
Are you kidding? Have you seen what she charged?
[Dil hits the plug, loosening it, and causing it to reset the game]
You have won credit. Not nearly enough to defeat Dragon! [laughs evilly]
Look! Drago has babies!
Yeah, and they all need a time-out!
[really fast] Wow! I can go real fast now! Don't worry, guys! I'll stop those dragons and everything will be okay! Bye-bye! Whee-hee-hee-hee!
[Kimi runs through two of Dragon's Children, destroying them, then onto the ceiling]
Kimi! We're not allowed to run on the ceiling!
[Kimi loses her newfound speed and falls]
You will never get her back!
[Chuckie shudders in fear]
Unless you insert another token.
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