Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Cinderella, who lived with her mean stepmother and her two awful stepsisters in a big house. They gave poor Cinderella rags to wear, and made her work from morning to night. She even had to sleep on the floor! Which can result in sciatica if you're not careful.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Now I know just how Cinderella feels!
I'm crying, Fairy Bobmother! [Nothing happens] I said I'm crying, Fairy Bobmother!
Reptar! The snail is back there, you cookamungi!
Ya know, I bet you Dil and Spike don't think about nothing!
PPhil
Now I know why they call it "Diaper-Space!"
Give me strength!
[sighs] When we take the pups to the amusement park tomorrow night, let's dress them up as monsters! That way, they'll feel more scary than anything they see!
You mean, empower them by tapping into their inner monster?
Oh, I think it's a wonderful idea! Kimi can be a witch, and Chuckie can be, um... uh... a werewolf!
A werewolf? I don't know.
Come on, Chas. Frightening people is what Halloween is all about!
[Night time, Dil is asleep and Tommy walks over to his crib]
Dilly? Are you awake? [a litle louder] Dil? Are you awake? [suddenly shouting] DIL! ARE YOU AWAKE?!
DDil
What? [screams in fear but then notices his brother next to him] Tommy? Night, night.
I know it's late, Dilly, but I couldn't sleep. I miss Spike.
The Diamond Thief left this very important note! It says...
FAFarm Animals Tape
Moo!
What? The thief's a cow?
[The babies play golf]
Hole in five!
Two!
LLil
A bazillion!
Eleventy!
PPhil
Purple!
LLil
You're opposed to say a number, Phillip!
PPhil
You guys said em' all already!
RPRandy Panda
[repeated lines] I'm Randy Panda!
I know who's in that truck! It's time I deciphered the license plate code! It says...
RPRandy Panda
I'm Randy Panda! I'm Randy Panda!
What?! [In a rage, she throws Randy Panda and he breaks]
And the Thief is...
[The channel suddenly changes]
WSWayne Skyla
Wayne Skyla with 'The Weather'!
[Angelica gasps and sees Tommy's foot on the remote]
Heh, heh, oops?
[Angelica then emits a scream so loud, it can heard across the galaxy]
Do you know what today is Chuckie?
There goes our brave baby.
It's fun playing blocks with you, Kimi.
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