LLil
Wanna play in my doll, Stuie. [He brings his doll and broke. Lil start public crying and then Stu]
[Stu crying]
Looks like trouble.
[Stu crying continues]
What's wrong, Stuie?
Toy broke.
I miss my daddy!
[Tommy starts rubbish crying]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
CChaz
[Mighty Roaring] LOOK AT YOU! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! While you were insulting each other and bringing up every petty difference from your past, you've forgotten about your children, the most important thing in your insignificant lives! [Roaring] YOU OUGHTA BE ASHAMED!
HHoward
Charles is right. Our behavior's been absolutely disgusting. I'm a failure and I've let everybody down while I should be—
[panic] Yeah, yeah. Whine later, ya' little man. We gotta find the kids!
[voice only] First, it gets really, really cold. [A "snowball" passes by, revealing a man throwing artificial snow through a wreath-adorned hole on a wall, powered by a fan, voice only] Then, the grown-ups start acting really nice...[Camera pans down to a line of people, waiting to see Santa. Chuckie is talking to Tommy]...and smiling all the time. And that's not the worse part! One night... he comes!
Who comes?
The scariest guy in the world! [show close-up of Chuckie's face] Santa Claus!
Chuckie! You can't be scared of Santa! He's big and fat and jolly and gives you presents!
That's not what I heard!
[Pan across to Santa's house]
EElf
Okay, who's next to see Santa?
[Cut to an excited Angelica]
Me, me, me! [She rushes towards Santa, pushing a kid out of her way and plopping right into Santa's lap]
MSMall Santa
Oh, uh... Ho ho ho! And how are you today, little, um...
Angelica.
MSMall Santa
Angelica! And why don't you tell Santa what you want for Christmas.
[A photographer takes a picture of Santa and Angelica, who grins widely]
I want a Luxurious Hair Cynthia Doll.
MSMall Santa
Of course you do. And if you're a good little girl...
[She interrupts Santa to continue her list] A "Teenage Nuclear Fusion Squad" Video Game...
MSMall Santa
Well...
A Rocco Mr. X Exploding Smash-Up Doll, a "Beverly Hills Cynthia" Lunch Box, a pony, and a 9-11 Surgical Kit With Working Stethoscope.
MSMall Santa
Yes, that's an awful lot of presents...
[shouting in Santa's face] I'm not finished yet!
It all started when the first present was given by the Pilgrims a long, long time ago. After that, everybody started giving presents...even the Easter Bunny started giving them 'til Santa slapped him with a lawsuit.
[Fade to a wide shot of the cabin outside. Santa and eight reindeer fly over head. Sparkles fly out of the rear to form the words "Merry Christmas"]
RSReal Santa
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
RRobot
My batteries don't need no doggone recharge, for your information.
PPhil
Does that mean we're never gonna see Chuckie again?
LLil
Oh noooo!
PPhil
Who's gonna have all his toys?
LLil
I wonder if I could have them!
PPhil
I thought of it first!
LLil
Did not!
PPhil
Did too!
LLil
Did not!
Aaah! Somebody help me! I can't see! Well, I can see a little.
Maybe we should find a nice game to play inside.
Like what? You wanna eat the rest of my crayons!?
Oh, no! All over my new sweater!
But, Chuckie, that wasn't your slide. That was a big kids' slide. There's no reason you can't go down your slide.
I tried, Tommy. I really tried, but it's no use. Now I am a-scared of every slide in the world.
[crying] Daddy! Daddy!
Angelica?! What are you doing here?
[crying] Daddy, I heard you! I heard it all! I'm sorry I was bad and runned away from home! I'm sorry I cut up your papers and broke your fax machine! I'm sorry and I promise I'll never be bad again! Only please, take me back!
Take you back? Honey, I didn't even know you were gone!
You didn't?
No! I thought you were still in your room, safe and sound.
You mean you didn't even know I runned away?
I had no idea! Oh, but sweetheart, you know you'll always be my princess, no matter what you do. You're my baby and I love you. [Angelica hugs him]
[The episode credits play over a pattern of red, green, and blue dots that move around]
MSMan's voice
[The dots zoom out, revealing that they make up the display on the Pickles' TV set; Tommy is standing very close to the screen, watching the man talk]
MOMan on TV
I knew right then I had snagged me a walla pike.
[the camera pans over to Grandpa, who has fallen asleep in his chair and is still holding the remote]
[walks into the living room, gasps loudly when she sees Tommy standing so close to the set, and walks over to him] No, no, no, honey! [lifts up Tommy and looks at him] Don't you know that focusing so closely on images can permanently damage your vision?
[As she talks, she looks closer into Tommy's eyes, which go cross-eyed, causing Tommy to see multiple copies of Didi's face. He quickly uncrosses his eyes, making his vision go back to normal. Didi sets Tommy down on the floor so he can crawl around, then approaches Grandpa, takes the remote from him without waking him up, sits down on the couch, and changes the channel from the fishing show to what looks like a talk show, but with a donkey as the host]
SSusie
Leave them little kids alone!
Oh, yeah? Who's gonna make me?
SSusie
Me!
You and what army?
SSusie
Me and this army!
Oh, yeah!
SSusie
Yeah!
You guys! You guys, don't fight!
NO! I'm gonna wish for something real good!
Be careful what you wish for, Angelica! You just might get it!
What are we gonna do, Tommy?! What are we gonna do?!
There's only one thing we can do. We're gonna find Angelica's magic lamp, and we got to wish for everything to be right-right again.
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