Hey, I was just being curious. I wanted to see if I was as strong as you.
Well, you know what they say about curiosity.
Believe me! I also know the value of surprise.
[gasses him with tranquilizer spray]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[after awakening from the Black Cat's knockout gas]
Whoever that chick was, she gives new meaning to the word knockout.
Tell me, now that you're all grown up, is there anyone special in your life?
Actually, there is someone. He's a lot like you - mysterious.
And you have strong feelings for him?
Yes, I'm afraid so.
Hey spider, care to dance?
Not this time.
Kingpin? If you work for Kingpin, why don't you want to kill me?
Who knows? Maybe it's your magnetic personality.
[while trying to free Spider-Man's foot from the gooey material shot from the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent's gun]
You really put your foot in it this time spider.
[after the Black Cat kicks open a door]
Nice touch!
[as he's about to web the door shut, trapping the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in the building]
This'll keep them in there. [runs out of web fluid] Or maybe not.
[as she's about to make their getaway on a motorcycle]
Need a lift?
[as he puts on a helmet]
I've got a feeling I'm going to need this
[after the Black Cat and Spider-Man commandeer a motorcycle]
BBiker
You miserable thieves!
We're not thieves. Well, I'm not, but her I'm not so sure about.
I hate to be a backseat driver, but this is a one-way street.
Relax, I'm a New Yorker.
Relax doesn't go in the same sentence as New York.
[after the Black Cat jumps the motorcycle over an oncoming bus]
You didn't take lessons from a guy named Blade, did you?
[as he sees the approaching S.H.I.E.L.D. agents on their hovercrafts]
Uh oh.
Ever hear the phrase divide and conquer? [they split up]
Look, I don't even know who you are.
Like you I have my secrets, but that doesn't mean you can't trust me.
Alright, but we have to return this bike first.
No problem.
And then let's discuss this bad habit you have of taking things that aren't yours.
[as he holds a captured Black Cat hostage]
Surrender, Spider-Man, unless you want to see if this little cat truly has nine lives.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Criminal Minds pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.