What would somebody as brain-pumped as Debra see in a jock like me?
Hey, she definitely likes you, dude. So, she can't be that smart!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[to the Vulture who's flying off with Harry Osborn]
What is it with you and the Osborn's? Are you trying to start a collection?
[to Harry Osborn as he hangs him from the stage roof]
Sorry guy. Just pretend you're the lead in Peter Pan.
[after noticing that he has only a few minutes left of youth]
No time to finish. [he flies off]
Huh, I guess he had a cake in the oven.
[after seeing Mary Jane and Harry Osborn hugging]
The story of my life. Save the world, lose the girl.
[after tripping Flash, thinking he was an intruder]
Thompson, what are you doing here?
Spider-Man, I was only looking for someone. See? [holds out flowers]
For me, you shouldn't have.
[while dodging Toomes's laser turret]
Great, I'm trapped in a gigantic video game. At least I don't need any quarters.
[to the Vulture as he stops him from taking Flash's youth]
Ah ah ah. You didn't say may I.
Rescued by Flash Thompson, how embarrassing.
Here is a little present, creep!
I sense hostility. Go with your feelings - vent!
[after attacking the Lizard]
I don't want to hurt you doc. I don't know if I could if I wanted to.
[about Doctor Strange]
He should take that act to Vegas. All he needs is a couple of tigers!
I must warn you. The odds against us returning alive are astronomical.
Big deal. I've been through the Bronx. I'm ready.
[while they are flying]
Thanks for the freak trip, Doc. This is saving me a fortune on webbing.
Looks like they're closed for the night.
[to Doctor Strange after he opens a hole in a force field)
Remind me to call you if I ever lose my house key.
Here we are again, Wong. About to leap into the unknown, to fight the deadliest battle of our lives.
WWong
Exciting, is it not, Doctor?
It is.
No offense, but you guys are really weird!
You are a worthy ally in the battle against darkness. May the Vishanti watch over thee.
And may your amulets.. never.. tickle.
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