“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Hey, guys, chill. The Widow and I are trying to share some quality time. [webs them]Thanks, I appreciate your cooperation.

Uh-oh. Foul ball. [knocks away Spider Seeker] Do the Mets need me or what?

Brock

But you don't understand.

You want understanding? See a shrink.

Blind dates are like the lottery. The odds are so stacked against you. You're lucky if you ever hit the jackpot.

A freezing beam. This is enough to give me arachnophobia.

Now let's see who's under that mask.

Hey, hold it! When was the last time you washed your hands?

Hey! What's this, Smythe?!

It's obvious. It wants a mate. And you're the lucky guy.

No, no, no. Take it back. It clashes with the color of my costume.

Hey, don't look at me. Maybe you didn't deliver his paper this morning.

What are you? Nuts?

You have to ask?

Do you ever thought of becoming a family therapist?

You hate a lot of people, Smythe. Must be rough around the holidays.

If you let me go, I can fund your research! Set up a lab!

Forget it, J.J. He's not playing with a full deck. Oh! You should understand that!

Can't you pry this thing off?

You want a trial separation already. I understand, but I'm hurt.

Get up, Jameson. We don't have much time to track those slayers before they get to Thompson, Brock, and Osborn.

Look at this, you're severely bruising my wrist.

Coyotes caught in traps chew through their own legs. You could try that.

Okay, smart-mouth. What if I decide to sit here and not go anywhere.

Look bright eyes! Until I can figure out how to get this bomb off of us you're coming along for the ride. So fasten your safety belt.

Flash

We had a great time tonight, Felicia.

Felicia

Naturally, you are with me.