“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

If being a pancake means saving my dad, then bring on the syrup!

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Uhh, Why do you guys look like that?

Garnet

The gravity warp seems to be affecting our bodies.

Please tell me this lasts forever.

Our bodies are made of light, and usually they form a mass dependent on the air pressure and the level of gravity in the environment. But we're in a situation where the normal laws of physics don't apply.

Who cares? It's funny.

In what way is this funny?!

So, you guys aren't doing this on purpose? Can't you shapeshift back?

Hold on. [hapeshifts into Purple Puma] Huh, check it out. Puma cub.

Garnet

The ship seems to be putting out some kind of energy, keeping us in this shape.

[turns to the control panel] Oh, I know the problem!

You do?

Peridot said the ship was calibrated for Rubies. It must be making you all Ruby-sized.

Ugh! Why doesn't she tell us anything? This is why we don't listen to her.

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I'll see you really soon, Dad… I hope.

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The human zoo. I can't believe it still exists.

Dad's gotta be in there. We just have to find him and bust him out.

[The Roaming Eye enters the zoo hangar and they see two Amethyst guards in front of the entrance]

Those Gems.

Amethyst guards. Right, like we could just waltz up as an ownerless Pearl, a fusion and- and you.

We just need disguises. I'll be Esteban Universedad!

Steven, it doesn't matter what your name is. We're all going to stand out!

[Garnet defuses, separating into Ruby and Sapphire]

We won't stand out if we play the roles we were made for.

Ruby! Sapphire!

Okay, everybody. Hear her out.

Today, I'm a Sapphire traveling with my Ruby guard…

[approvingly] Hm.

And my personal Pearl…

Mm-hmm.

Esteban, I've brought you as an offering for the Zoo.

Pobrecito Esteban!

Uh, what about me?

You're accompanying me as extra muscle.

[points to the Amethyst guards at the entrance] Muscle like them?

Exactly.

But I've never even seen another Amethyst before. What do I do? What if I say something wrong?

Just look the part. You're new and we're rusty, but we just have to sell this long enough to find Greg.

Is this really going to work?

No. [they all gasp] Just… stick together. Play it straight! Let's… change the future! [smiles crookedly]

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AGAmethyst Guard

State your purpose.

I'm here to make a delivery to the human zoo.

AGAmethyst Guard

Bad news-- the human zoo shut down. Which means, [crouches down into Steven's face] we'll just have throw you into space. [Steven whimpers nervously; to another Amethyst guard] Look, it believed me.

[appearing] What are you doing?

AGAmethyst Guards

Nothing, Holly Blue Agate!

[notices Sapphire and gasps; angrily kicks one of the Amethyst Guards in the ankle] Why didn't you tell me there was a Sapphire here?! What have you miscreants been saying to them?!

AGAmethyst Guard

Nothing, Holly!

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That door is how we get to dad. We just need to come up with a distraction.

Got it.

As a one-way access point, there are no risks of an escape. In fact, it's only been used once, for a human --

EXPLOSION!

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We've gotta open this door.

Right. Right. Pearl, open it!

Of course. What else am I good for?

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[loudly to alert Steven, Pearl and Ruby] I am so glad we're almost back! I was really enjoying the tour!

Yes, I can tell by the tone of your voice. Thank you so much for averting that crisis. [stops at seeing the damage to the door, inspects it] What is going on?!

Oh. Well, I'm sure there's a reasonable --

Did you see the Amethysts that did this? [they sigh in relief] [inspects one of the marks] Really, we have guests...

AGAmethyst Guard

Holly Blue Agate, we have important news for you!

We do not run or SHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS!

AGAmethyst Guard

[quieter] I'm sorry, it's just that --