Josuke Higashikata, you better get ready to talk to the HAND!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Star Platinum! I'll smash you in! You pissed me off.
The World! Stop, time! Time to finish this! It's a steamroller! I'll smash you flat!
How many throws? 1000 throws!
Your foe is right here!
Damn meased to pleet ya!
I'll take anything you got! Unless it's the clap.
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!
Give me a break.../Good Grief (Yare yare daze...)
SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU'RE ANNOYING!
You tried to out-predict me, a fortune teller? But it’s 10 years too early for you. (victory quote)
Yes, you had better believe I am!!
DORARARARARARARA!!!
Let me punch this "spaghetti" and reduce it to its original parts!
[This was during their meal at Tonio's, after Josuke began to suspect that something about the food Okuyasu is eating is off.]
Gureato desu yo, koitsu wa (loosely translates to "Ain't this guy great?")
Since you've gotten a clean bill of health from Crazy Diamond, when I pound your ass into the ground, I can avoid looking like a coward, right?!
[This is popularly known as "You're as good as new, for now. It's a fair fight now, isn't it?" in Japanese.]
I feel you! I feel you deeply! Your feeling I can feel deeply.
Act Three, Three Freeze!
Ok master, let's kill da hoe, BEEETCH!
What a Beautiful Duwang! Chew. There must be no other place as pretty as this town. This feels like a picnic.
[When Kira was having a 'picnic' with his 'girlfriend'; A (mis)translation of one of Kira's lines from the infamous "Duwang" fan translation.]
Good Frick’n Grief (Yare yare dawa...)
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!
You're back!
Hey, Steven, look at this! [pulls out small cackling skull]
Whoa! What are you, crazy?! [knocks the skull out of Amethyst's hand and stomps it]
What the heck was that?!
An Electric Skull, our Crystal Palace was swarming with them.
They were after this. [takes out an hourglass from her fanny pack]
[entranced] Can I see that?
Yeah, sure.
[interrupts] No! It’s extremely powerful, we shouldn't have even brought it home.
Garnet! Tell Pearl to let me see the thing! [Garnet puts finger to his lips]
Shh...
Aw, man! I wanna come next time! I even wrote us a song. [takes out ukulele] It’s like: If you’re— W-wait, hold on. Hmm... [tunes ukulele, singing]
If you're evil and you're on the rise
You can count on the four of us taking you down
Cause we're good and evil never beats us
We'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas.
We... are the Crystal Gems
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way.
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