(Seeing her crooked layer) YOU....YOU ASSHOLE!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
LLoccobarocco
I am the warden of Green Dolphin Street State Prison, Locobaroco. [Takes out a hand puppet] And this lovely crocodile here is Charlotte, my assistant.
CCharlotte
Great to meet you!
LLoccobarocco
Charlotte, please explain how life is in this institution.
CCharlotte
Okay! Similar to the United States, this prison is based on the concept of freedom and equality. You may freely walk around the facility and exercise as you please. You may use the phones, the shower, and the library as well. If you are an exemplary inmate, you may even own a TV. You could also work or study and earn university credits.
LLoccobarocco
That's right. Yes! What is it, Charlotte?
C'Charlotte
But Warden, there are rules too, right?
LLoccobarocco
You're absolutely correct, Charlotte! First, do not remove the wristband with your inmate number. No lending or borrowing of items between inmates. No possession of metal objects.
How about earrings?
Charlotte': The warden's still speaking! Shut up!
LLoccobarocco
Earrings are prohibited, FE40536, Jolyne Cujoh. Feel free to ask any questions to the prison guards. You are now dismissed.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. I'm Jolyne.
I'm Gwess. Want some?
Thanks. But I don't have an appetite. There's so much to get used to-- [Tries to get on the lower bunk, only to get knocked down] Ouch! What the hell--
I know you're new, but the bottom bunk is mine! You have a problem with that, whore?
Okay, I'll buy it off of you. How much do you want?
Two hundred bucks.
WHAT THE HELL!?
[Sing-song] Jolyne...Jolyne...Jolyne...JOLYNE! [Normal voice] Jolyne, I'm starting to like you more and more.
(After getting Jolyne to put on a hollowed-out rat): Even though I said you can't speak, you can still say it in a cutesy way. Like "I wanna walk", "I'm hungry", and "Good night". Yeah? Okay?
Everything has a name. The Word was with God, and all things were created by the Word. How about Goo Goo Dolls? Yes, that will be the name of my mental ability.
(When Jolyne asked about how much money to pay for her pendant) That will be two hundred bucks.
SHUT THE F*CK UP, BITCH! Tell me who sold it to you!
Some woman named Ermes sold it to me.
Ermes?
You break my heart and NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
(After her Stand punches Gwess) Good freaking grief, Gwess. Shut up and listen. You said everything has a name, didn’t you? Then I’ll name my ability too. It’ll be Stone Free. 'Cuz somehow, I’m gonna free myself from this sea of stone. Did you hear me? STONE FREE, THAT'S THE NAME! (Stone Free proceeds to pummel Gwess) ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA! If there's a hierarchy system in this prison, I'll follow it. But I'm the one who gives the orders. Now shrink me down and get me the hell out of this hallway.
JJohngalli
Meteorologists say the wind's movements are unpredictable. They have a point, but it’s not impossible.
I've always... cherished you.
Whenever someone says "This Monday was a bad day," they'll say to themselves that "Saturday will be better." That's how we continue to live! No one lives a life of only Mondays!
TMThunder McQueen
I was arrested on a Saturday.
...
FFF.F.
This place is so fun! So much better than the swamp.
FFF.F.
We should do what they're doing.
FFF.F.
[Seeing an inmate with their cup] HEY YOU FUGLY HO!
[Foo Fighters, Ermes, and Jolyne are playing catch.]
FFF.F.
I'm gonna throw it!
Good grief. You've never actually thrown a ball before, have you?
HAH! Easy to tell, too! You probably only know what a ball is from that chica’s memories!
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