BFBaby Face Jr.
(Giorno) Eat your heart out...and eat shit, dickhead!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
BFBaby Face Jr.
Try using your eyes. Your fist didn't come anywhere near my face! (grabs Gold Experience's fist) I win, punk! Now you die!
(proceeds to retaliate)
All this struggling, it's useless.
(Baby Face suddenly stops attacking, then something wrong happens to Junior)
BFBaby Face Jr.
What the?! My hand!
What's the problem? Don't tell me you really thought Gold Experience was playing fetch with his own hand.
BFBaby Face Jr.
!?
It was the bike. I turned the bike into a hand and had it delivered right here to you. (parts of motorcycle bursts in Baby Face's body) Seems you noticed, but you just assimilated that machine into your body. That's excellent work.
BFBaby Face Jr.
Those third rate tricks. They won't work on me! I'll just split apart and go-
You're forgetting. Bikes need tanks of gasoline to run. It would be a simple task to light you up before the thought of running away even crossed your mind.
BFBaby Face Jr.
(Looking back as spark plug starts to ignite) Huh!? Wh-Wh-WHAT!? (gets caught in the explosion) AAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! (His remains start to disintegrate) On fire... Hurts... So much...
Guess doing things as you pleased didn't really work out for you. Here's my way. [Has Golden Experience turn Baby Face Jr.'s remains into a snake to kill Melone with.]
There's only one way to catch these guys. "Leave no stone unturned and think outside the box", they said. I get "leaving no stone unturned". Any idiot would. I mean, who hasn't turned over rocks to find stuff? *begins wrecking his car* BUT WHAT THE HELL IS "THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX" EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! MAYBE I THINK BETTER IN THERE! DAMN IT! SO MY BRAIN'S IN A BOX NOW?! THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! THINK I'M AN IDIOT, CAZZO?!
Everyone knows the capital of France. But English speakers pronounce it "Paris", while most say "Paree", the way it's supposed to be. But somehow, "Venice" has replaced the real "Venezia" as the global standard. Like those stories, The “Merchant of Venice” and “Death in Venice”... WHY?! CALL THE DAMN BOOK “DEATH IN VENEZIA!” IT'S NOT THAT HARD! ARE WE NOT GOOD ENOUGH?! LEARN A LITTLE ITALIAN, PUTTANA, AND CALL THE THING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE! WHAT KIND OF POMPOUS BULLSHIT ARE THEY ON ABOUT?!
(to Mista) This is what it means to have determination... to forge through the darkness into light!
Wait, there's no wound? Wha—?!
Mista... Your determination...it shines even brighter than the morning sun. It showed us the way forward. And it's put us on a path toward tomorrow! We've won because of you!
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
That's great. Could you please heal me? I'm dying.
Oh, and there's one more thing: Since I'm not actually healing your body, you're still going to have a bit of residual pain.
GAH! WHAT THE HELL! Do you have to be so rough, Giorno? Take it easy on me, I'm injured!
I already told you, there's nothing I can do. Settle down and take it like a Mafioso. Besides, there's about 18 more to go, and you'll have to strip it if you want this to work.
[At that time, Bucciarati's group arrive via boat with Narancia on look out.]
AAH! GIORNO!!
Ah, there they are! Mista! Huh?
(in a very awkward positioning with Giorno) Would you stop doing so hard?! Ah, leave my damn clothes on, it's too intense! Gah! Woah! OOH!
(GASP!)
Narancia? Did you find them?
Huh!? Why, u-uh... No? But...Argh! There's something in my eyes! (covering his eyes) It's so hard to see in this early morning light! I'll keep after it, though!
Ah, Giorno! No! Stop! Agh! I can't take it anymore! NOT SO ROUGH, DAMN IIIIIITTT!!!!
Past Bucciarati (furious after realizing his boss is profiting off the drug trade that got his father killed): This filth's being peddled in my city!? It was supposed to be prohibited!
Bucciarati (Realizing he's holding Trish's severed hand after the elevator door opened) WHAT THE HELL?! Her hand, but how? When did-
Bucciarati (furious after realizing his boss's intent to kill Trish): Now the boss is... our damn boss! His wretchedness makes me want to puke! Abusing the weak and innocent is just a means to an end, profiting from the pain and suffering of countless citizens! Coward! You'd do it to your daughter!! You're a fiendish monster!! You're a disgrace, and you've let me down again, but you've done it for the last time!!! [summons Sticky Fingers and punches the floor of the elevator]
There. Trish is still alive. [drops Giorno's Button] Good, it stuck. Cazzo. I didn't see his face. At first, I was content with uncovering your identity, but everything's changed. After what you've done, die! Think fast! The boss still assumes that I'm absolutely loyal to him. He'll die by... assassination! [Slides down the elevator shaft] I'll ambush him as he tries to escape and kill the bastard.
[Bucciarati finds a bathroom sink cabinet]
Wait. This is... [finds the hole] This opening... of course! The demented bastard would hide in a crypt of a church. He thinks he can murder Trish in complete anonymity. His plan must be to pass through the crypt to escape the building on the other side.
But I'm lying in wait. There! [Sees the boss] In position. Now!
Leave while you can, Bruno Bucciarati. Step out from that pillar and you'll lose your life in the process.
Your rationale intrigues me. Just what were you thinking? I had a great deal of respect for your excellence and devotion to the mission until now. Was your judgment clouded by your promotion to Capo? Or, did your hubris seduce you into thinking you had the power and ability to overtake me?
Once Trish regains consciousness, I'll be sure to let her know you never existed!
Trish, you say? Why bring her into this dispute? My daughter is of no concern to you and your ilk.
Demon! You could never understand what's in my heart!
(via King Crimson to Bucciarati) Think of this as a gift. A farewell gift from the heart. In a moment, you will cease to exist, so I will allow you to know now. What you witnessed and felt, was your future self laid bared! Simply put, your past self saw a future version. Now behold, know the almighty power of King Crimson! I obliterated time then leapt beyond it! It doesn't matter who it is, I shall never allow any cretin to threaten my eternal transcendence. Not. Ever. The time has come for you to fade away! Bucciarati, your mission as protector has been terminated. Now may the fires of hell embrace you! (Punches through Bucciarati's torso)
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