[thinking Gideon sent her a bouquet of flowers] Thank you for the flowers. [reading from the card] "I know I can be challenging, but your work is appreciated. J. Gideon." I appreciate the appreciation. And, BTW, you're not challenging. Well, no, you're totally challenging, but you're not challenging at all in a bad way, Sir.
“What Fresh Hell?” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Jason Gideon (4), Penelope Garcia (2), Aaron Hotchner (1), Spencer Reid (1), Derek Morgan (1)
The poet W. H. Auden wrote, "Evil is always unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed, and eats at our table."
Penelope Garcia's house of "How May I Save Your Ass Today?"
Well, you can give me the sex offender registry for Wilmington, Delaware.
Oh, that's always a fun group. Um, Morgan, did you hear that Agent Gideon sent me flowers?
No kidding?
Jealous?
Sex offenders, Garcia!
Do you know what program did the most harm to this country in terms of crimes like this? Child abduction.
No.
"Stranger Danger".
Flooded the schools with it.
I remember them coming to my classroom. It was "Officer Friendly" with "Stranger Danger" coloring books.
Taught a whole generation about a scary man in a trench coat hiding behind a tree. Then we learnt that strangers are only a fraction of the offenders out there. Most are people you see every day. Your family, your neighbors, your school teachers. You know the rest. Prepared our children for 1% of the danger and made them more vulnerable to 99%.
"Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done." Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Hey, Hotch, did you send flowers to that tech room girl, Garcia, and say they were from me?
Yeah.
Why?
Jason, people need to know that they're important and sometimes you forget that.
Well, I already sent her a gift, an MP3 player. They last longer unless you drop it or the battery dies, whichever comes first.
So she got two gifts.
What if she thinks I'm sweet on her?
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