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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 1

“Extreme Aggressor” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Extreme Aggressor” · Season 1, Episode 1

In this episode: Jason Gideon (11), Hotch Hotchner (8), Spencer Reid (6), Derek Morgan (4), Aaron Hotchner (1), Penelope Garcia (1), Haley (1)

TVTim Vogel

I'll shoot her.

I wouldn't. If I were you, I'd aim that gun at me. You shoot the girl, you got nothing.

VVogel

Get back!

Shoot me instead. Come on, what are you a lousy shot? [putting his hands in the air] 50 feet away. You got a perfect shot. Shoot me.

VVogel

You think I'm stupid?

I think you're an absolute moron. I know all about you, Tim. You're at the gym five times a week. You drive a flashy car, you stink of cologne, and you can't get it up. Not even Viagra's working for you. You know what that tells me? That tells me you are hopelessly compensating, and it's not just in your head. It is physical. What did the girls call you in high school? What'd they come up with when you fumbled your way into some girl's pants and she started laughing when she got a good look at just how little you had to offer?

VVogel

Shut up!

Short Stack? Very Little Vogel? I got it: Tiny Tim.

You know, Haley and I were looking at a baby names book. Guess what Gideon means in Hebrew.

[Walking up to Hotch and Morgan] Mighty Warrior. Appropriate.

You and Haley picked the baby's name yet?

You know, it's funny. Haley liked the name Charles, but, you know... all I could think of...

Uh, Manson.

Then there was Henry...

Lee Lucas.

And Jeffrey...

Dahmer?

There's just too many of them.

Kind of hard to feel good about catching one of them when you know there're 50 more of them still out there.

Nietzsche once said, "When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you."

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