If you're feeling...(Screams)
Or you kind of...(Ghoulish Laughter)
Could be you've met up with...
DUCKULA!
If your knees go...(Knock Knock)
And your teeth go...(Chatter Chatter)
Maybe you've bumped into...
DUCKULA!
He flies through the night
Looking for a bite
But he's back home by daylight
DUCKULA!
If you're sort of...(Boing Boing)
Or you're at all ...(Cuckoo)
It's certain you've ran into...
DUCKULA!
If your heart goes...(Boom Boom)
And your mind goes...(Gibber Gibber)
Man, you've had a brush with...
DUCKULA!
So watch out for the...(Roar)
Beware of the...(Hysterical Giggling)
And pray you'll never meet with
DUCKULA! COUNT DUCKULA!
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