[disclaimer from the Russia 1-Hour Special] The following program was taped over a 16-day period in Leningrad and Moscow by six camera teams - three American, three Russian. Soviet officials allowed the crews unprecedented access to all police operations and permitted all footage to be cleared without censorship or review.
[theme song] Bad boys, bad boys. What're you going to do? What're you going to do, when they come for you?
[narrator] COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement; all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
[narrator from the Russia 1 Hour Special] Tonight, for the first time in history, thanks to the new policy of Glasnost, the world will ride along with the Soviet Militia, Russia's national police force. An international television event, direct from Moscow and Leningrad. This is the reality of the men and women who protect and serve in the Soviet Union.
[narrator from the Las Vegas Special Edition] This special edition of COPS was filmed with the metropolitan police department of Las Vegas Nevada; all suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in the court of law.
[narrator from the Mardi Gras Special Edition] This special edition of COPS was filmed during Mardi Gras with the New Orleans police department; all suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
[narrator from the U.S. Marshals Special Edition] This special edition of COPS was filmed with the U.S. Marshal Service and cooperating law enforcement agencies; all suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
[narrator from the Homicide USA Special Edition] This special edition of COPS was filmed with the cooperation of the homicide departments throughout the country; all suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
[ending lines, credits sequence] 132 and Bush, I've got him at gun-point.
Okay, gun-point. 132 and Bush, cover's code three.
In custody.
Units 25 and 14, can transmit on TAC-2.
Okay, we'll still send it code three.
[ending lines from Season 2 Episode 1 & 2, credits sequence] All right, 80-59. 11-16, nobody answering. If you know they're out of east or where they at now, yeah, they're normally, but you might wanna call east precinct if they're in the office.
[after throwing a combative woman on the ground] Let me tell you something, you are not going to do that.
[narrator from the pilot episode, opening sequence] COPS is about real people and real crime. It was filmed entirely on location with the men and women who work in law enforcement.
[narrator from the pilot episode, opening scene] This program was filmed during a one week period with the Broward County Sheriff's Department in Florida; all suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
[chasing a fleeing criminal] Stop, or I'll shoot you in the back!
Why did you run?! DAMN YOU!!!
[pointing a handgun at a man smoking marijuana] Put it down, bro. Put it down! Down! Down, what did I tell you? Down, down. Put your hands behind your back. You've got any guns on you?
No, papi. No, papi.
I ain't your papi, put your head down!
No, no. No, no. No, papi.
What do you've got? Just that?
Yes, papi.
Just marijuana?
Yes.
Keep your hands, there.
From the projects? Well, what are you doing?
I was smoking the, the. The tobacco.
The tobacco?
Yes, papi.
You sure?
Yes, officer. I'm sure. I just want to go home, papi.
You called me papi, again?
Officer, Mister Damiano.
Again, you called me that? Don't call me papi, again.
Alright, papi. Alright, officer.
[to a captured suspect] You've got any underwear on, George?
Somewhere.
[to a captured suspect] Do you understand why you're going to jail, tonight?
What?
You're going to jail. You're going to jail, George.
What did I do?
You had a bag of weed! You can't have that.
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