Abed: [over PA system] A few quick announcements. Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool starting right now.
Troy: Announcement number two: Butt soup!
Abed: Announcement number three: I am not Hadji from Johnny Quest.
Troy: On security news: You guys gotta start locking the Dean's door so guys like us don't get in.

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