“Sensei! Sir, I am reporting for duty and...” – Stingray, Cobra Kai ... TV Quotes Database

[Stingray enters the Cobra Kai dojo in his original white gi and tries to be chummy with everybody]

Sensei! Sir, I am reporting for duty and I require no thanks.

Thanks for what?

Oh, uh, you know, just defending the dojo and I-I served my time, Sensei sir.

Look, we're trying to train for a tournament. Let's carry on, everyone.

The All Valley tourney. I'm well aware. Say, listen, I got a couple of good ideas. Just basic strategy.

Don't be ridiculous. You were never part of this team. You're a buffoon. A joker, an embarrassment. You have no value here.

Wow, what? But, Sensei, I'm, um, one of the guys, you know.

You will never be Cobra Kai. You get that?

Oh, wait, wait, w-wait, I got you. Th-This is, um... [chuckles] This is a test, right? Yeah, this is a test.

[coldly] Get the hell out of here.

Challenge accepted. [leaves]

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