[Five Tujunga Terrors players chance upon Daniel and Johnny after the game]
Hey, shithead!
Hey, good game, guys. No hard feelings, right?
Because of you, I spent half the game in the box.
Yeah, but you still eked out a win. It was great.
So you can kick my ass any day of the week. Is that right?
No, I didn't say that. He... [gestures to Johnny, who's nowhere to be found]
Looks like your lover boy bailed on you.
Wait, wait, wait. You know who this is? It's LaRusso Auto. The chopping prices guy from TV? He's got that smoking hot brunette running the place. [goalie wolf whistles]
[offended at whistle] Easy guys. That's my wife.
Oh. Maybe I'll take her for a test drive. [nudges Calloway]
I'll ride shotgun.
I got the backseat to myself. [everybody laughs until Daniel has had enough. He attacks and defeats all five Terrors players]
[surveying the damage with pretzel in hand] Kick ass! Nice work, LaRusso. Way to assert your dominance.
Where the hell were you?
No be there. [bites pretzel]
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