Miguel Diaz and Johnny Lawrence in “Unfinished Business”

Miguel Diaz

Okay. The app is downloaded. What type of women are you looking to meet? Super hot babes. Dumb question. Okay. What are your likes?

Johnny Lawrence

My likes?

Miguel Diaz

Mm hmm.

Johnny Lawrence

What am I supposed to say? Long walks on the beach? I like muscle cars, martial arts, and "Iron Eagle". And "Iron Eagle II". Why aren't you texting this down? Computer dating is your idea.

Miguel Diaz

Look, you have to take this seriously.

Johnny Lawrence

It used to be simple. Find a chick in a bar. Bump into her hard, but not too hard. Pretty hard. Then you buy her a beer.

Miguel Diaz

Yeah, no.

Johnny Lawrence

Tried and true, Diaz. That's how the cavemen did it. Cavemen. That's another like. You know, like the ones in those insurance commercials.

Miguel Diaz

[sighs] Look, I think I can fill out the rest of this on my own. What about clothes? What are you wearing?

Johnny Lawrence

You gonna teach me about fashion now?

Miguel Diaz

Might have to.