CNNNN Season 1 quotes

Non-pianist performs 'chopsticks'

Voice recognition software can't recognise owner swearing at it

Child plays with slinky a second time

Paralympians slam closing ceremony audience for "insensitive" standing ovation

Perpetually single guy tries to make it look like his choice

Cameraphone takes in-focus photo

Disneyland still waiting on formal UN recognition

Newbar item ends abruptl

Airport travelator makes passenger late for plane

Exotic items in pie shop all taste like pie

Guy convinced he could convert most lesbians

Reality show bears no resemblance to reality whatsoever

Bush & Howard now closer than ever: in polls

B-grade celebrity wishes paparazzi would invade her privacy

Actor's opinion on world events apparently newsworthy